A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Sep 09, 2011 4:02:03 pm PDT #25206 of 30001

Maria, oh hon.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2011 4:02:51 pm PDT #25207 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fuck, Maria, just, fuck.


Amy - Sep 09, 2011 4:03:33 pm PDT #25208 of 30001
Because books.

Oh, Maria, I'm so sorry. Please let us know if there's anything you need, or any way we can help either of you.


Polter-Cow - Sep 09, 2011 4:04:27 pm PDT #25209 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, God, Maria, I'm so sorry. {{{Maria}}}


Tom Scola - Sep 09, 2011 4:04:55 pm PDT #25210 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Oh, God, Maria, I'm so sorry.


Kate P. - Sep 09, 2011 4:06:10 pm PDT #25211 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh, {{{{{{{{{{{{Maria}}}}}}}}}}}}


amyth - Sep 09, 2011 4:06:20 pm PDT #25212 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Maria, so, so sorry. I wish there was something, anything I could do.


Jessica - Sep 09, 2011 4:19:24 pm PDT #25213 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well I was going to post about Nutella and nut allergies, but it seems very unimportant now. Maria, there are no words. The universe needs to lay off you and yours stat.


DebetEsse - Sep 09, 2011 4:25:19 pm PDT #25214 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

{{{{Maria}}}}


Allyson - Sep 09, 2011 4:26:17 pm PDT #25215 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I know people who deal with the universe. JPL and Caltech is on it, Maria. We're going to go kick the universe for you.