It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all.

Riley ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Sep 09, 2011 1:34:43 am PDT #25071 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My friend has done road trips in her Fit with two adults, at least one baby, and two greyhounds. It really is bigger on the inside.


Hil R. - Sep 09, 2011 2:40:27 am PDT #25072 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Apparently there are enough people planning to drive through the floods to get to the Penn State game tomorrow that the newspapers are recommending which routes will most likely not be under water. [link]

(And I'm not sure where they're planning to go once they get here, since 2,500 football parking spaces are currently flooded.)


Frankenbuddha - Sep 09, 2011 3:56:35 am PDT #25073 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The next Republican debate would be just like Thunderdome! Two fungus-puppets enter! One fungus-puppet leaves!

Does one have to leave? Can they both not get out?


Toddson - Sep 09, 2011 4:06:39 am PDT #25074 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

wait ... haven't they ALL been sprayed with a mind-controlling parasitic fungus? it would explain so much.


Jessica - Sep 09, 2011 4:12:35 am PDT #25075 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm pretty sure that if a mind-controlling fungus got ahold of Michele Bachman, it would starve to death.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 09, 2011 4:14:01 am PDT #25076 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.


Fred Pete - Sep 09, 2011 4:27:45 am PDT #25077 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm pretty sure that if a mind-controlling fungus got ahold of Michele Bachman, it would starve to death.

You mean she isn't already a mind-controlling fungus?

In other news, several major roads in our area were closed last night because of the floods. Major like U.S. 50 and U.S. 29. The weather radio was blaring all night with flood warnings in the DC area. (BTW, the Federal government today is on Unscheduled Leave. I'm at work, but a lot of people aren't.)


Maria - Sep 09, 2011 4:30:11 am PDT #25078 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

The crest level has been revised down to 26.5 feet. Water will still be in the main part of the restaurant but hopefully it won't be enough to reach the really expensive industrial kitchen equipment.

Fingers are crossed to the point of breakage.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2011 4:33:25 am PDT #25079 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm thinking of stopping by the pharmacy and buying a sling on the way into work. That thing (or, you know, regular insomnia) kept me up way too long. I'm incredibly grumpy and don't want to go in.


Toddson - Sep 09, 2011 4:48:48 am PDT #25080 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

So far we've had an earthquake, hurricane, and floods ... I think the only consolation is that it's too wet for a major fire.