Oh Sass! Go home, girl.
Lindsey: Why--why did you... Lorne: One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be. Lindsey: You kill me? A flunky?! I'm not just...Angel...kills me. You...Angel... Lorne: Good night, folks.
'Not Fade Away'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Apr 08, 2011 4:24:08 pm PDT #2410 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2011 4:26:10 pm PDT #2411 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Somewhat relatedly, here's a good strategy when you're caught telling a blatant lie:
Kyl Walks Back Planned Parenthood Claim: It ‘Was Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement’
As ThinkProgress reported earlier today, Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ) defended Republicans’ willingness to shut down the government over funding for Planned Parenthood by falsely claiming that abortion is “well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does.” In reality, just three percent of its work is related to abortion. This afternoon, CNN brought on Planned Parenthood’s Judy Tabar to discuss his comment. During the interview, CNN anchor Don Lemon relayed a statement from Kyl’s office walking back the comment, claiming the statement was not meant to be “factual”:
LEMON: We did call his office trying to ask what he was talking about there. And I just want to give it you verbatim here. It says, ‘his remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, a organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.’
sarameg - Apr 08, 2011 4:28:56 pm PDT #2412 of 30001
I hope she shows at a friendly and helpful door soon!
I'm kind of exhausted. The demons aren't. They are wrestling in the bedroom.
Steph L. - Apr 08, 2011 4:31:31 pm PDT #2413 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Kyl Walks Back Planned Parenthood Claim: It ‘Was Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement’
Shorter Kyl: I am a lying liar who lies.
Kat - Apr 08, 2011 4:36:34 pm PDT #2414 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Another version of shorter Kyl: I lied, but didn't mean to get caught.
Ginger - Apr 08, 2011 4:37:25 pm PDT #2415 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Well over 90 percent of what Jon Kyl says is a lie.
DavidS - Apr 08, 2011 4:38:26 pm PDT #2416 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sassafras is chipped
I remember that decision. Come home, puppy! Be safe.
-t - Apr 08, 2011 4:40:15 pm PDT #2417 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Someone clearly should have checked whether Kyl's fingers were crossed.
§ ita § - Apr 08, 2011 4:40:21 pm PDT #2418 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG, I'm down to my last bendy straw. How did I let things get this bad?
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2011 4:44:20 pm PDT #2419 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm gonna try Kyl's approach the next time a cop stops me:
Cop: Do you know you were speeding?
Me: I was not intending to follow the speed limit.
That'll work, right?