Kyl Walks Back Planned Parenthood Claim: It ‘Was Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement’
Shorter Kyl: I am a lying liar who lies.
Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?
Cordelia ,'Beneath You'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Apr 08, 2011 4:31:31 pm PDT #2413 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Kat - Apr 08, 2011 4:36:34 pm PDT #2414 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Another version of shorter Kyl: I lied, but didn't mean to get caught.
Ginger - Apr 08, 2011 4:37:25 pm PDT #2415 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Well over 90 percent of what Jon Kyl says is a lie.
DavidS - Apr 08, 2011 4:38:26 pm PDT #2416 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sassafras is chipped
I remember that decision. Come home, puppy! Be safe.
-t - Apr 08, 2011 4:40:15 pm PDT #2417 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Someone clearly should have checked whether Kyl's fingers were crossed.
§ ita § - Apr 08, 2011 4:40:21 pm PDT #2418 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG, I'm down to my last bendy straw. How did I let things get this bad?
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2011 4:44:20 pm PDT #2419 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm gonna try Kyl's approach the next time a cop stops me:
Cop: Do you know you were speeding?
Me: I was not intending to follow the speed limit.
That'll work, right?
Steph L. - Apr 08, 2011 4:47:54 pm PDT #2420 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Okay, I'm backing away from FB. Someone (on a friend's entry that I had replied to) implied I was going to get Hep C from acupuncture. (This after I already said that I am an adult of above-average intelligence and a great deal of medical knowledge who actually researched both the potential benefits AND risks of acupuncture before I made the decision to undergo treatment.) Sheesh.
It is a refreshing change from the other posts from some of the people on my friends' list who are saying things like, "I don't want my tax money used to kill babies!" (Yeah, dipshit, lucky for you that your tax money ISN'T going to abortion, which is not the same thing as "killing babies," please STFU now.)
I need someone to post on FB that they like puppies. That is a stance I can get behind.
DavidS - Apr 08, 2011 4:54:20 pm PDT #2421 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I need someone to post on FB that they like puppies. That is a stance I can get behind.
Maybe a pro-chocolate and puppies coalition?
Steph L. - Apr 08, 2011 4:56:19 pm PDT #2422 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Actually, it would be funnier if someone would post on FB that they hate puppies, or unicorns, or something. Then I could unleash the full faux fury of my Someone Is Wrong On The Internet.