Well over 90 percent of what Jon Kyl says is a lie.
You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Apr 08, 2011 4:37:25 pm PDT #2415 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
DavidS - Apr 08, 2011 4:38:26 pm PDT #2416 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sassafras is chipped
I remember that decision. Come home, puppy! Be safe.
-t - Apr 08, 2011 4:40:15 pm PDT #2417 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Someone clearly should have checked whether Kyl's fingers were crossed.
§ ita § - Apr 08, 2011 4:40:21 pm PDT #2418 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG, I'm down to my last bendy straw. How did I let things get this bad?
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2011 4:44:20 pm PDT #2419 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm gonna try Kyl's approach the next time a cop stops me:
Cop: Do you know you were speeding?
Me: I was not intending to follow the speed limit.
That'll work, right?
Steph L. - Apr 08, 2011 4:47:54 pm PDT #2420 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Okay, I'm backing away from FB. Someone (on a friend's entry that I had replied to) implied I was going to get Hep C from acupuncture. (This after I already said that I am an adult of above-average intelligence and a great deal of medical knowledge who actually researched both the potential benefits AND risks of acupuncture before I made the decision to undergo treatment.) Sheesh.
It is a refreshing change from the other posts from some of the people on my friends' list who are saying things like, "I don't want my tax money used to kill babies!" (Yeah, dipshit, lucky for you that your tax money ISN'T going to abortion, which is not the same thing as "killing babies," please STFU now.)
I need someone to post on FB that they like puppies. That is a stance I can get behind.
DavidS - Apr 08, 2011 4:54:20 pm PDT #2421 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I need someone to post on FB that they like puppies. That is a stance I can get behind.
Maybe a pro-chocolate and puppies coalition?
Steph L. - Apr 08, 2011 4:56:19 pm PDT #2422 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Actually, it would be funnier if someone would post on FB that they hate puppies, or unicorns, or something. Then I could unleash the full faux fury of my Someone Is Wrong On The Internet.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 08, 2011 4:56:27 pm PDT #2423 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Teppy- done. I am having some similar discussions, but found unexpected support, which was kind of cool.
Steph L. - Apr 08, 2011 5:00:44 pm PDT #2424 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The acupunture discussion (aka, You Will Get Hepatitis) is ironically timely, because I do have an enormous bruise on my hand that *might* be from acupuncture. I have no way of knowing for sure, though, because the timeline is sketchy, AND I am a huge klutz and often whack things inadvertently with my hands (and other body parts). So it could be a klutz-related bruise.
Or Hepatitis of the Hand.