I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Apr 08, 2011 4:09:30 pm PDT #2404 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I shall keep my fingers crossed.


shrift - Apr 08, 2011 4:09:40 pm PDT #2405 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Bank of America helpfully freezes my credit card just about every time I donate to charity.


lisah - Apr 08, 2011 4:10:26 pm PDT #2406 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Please get home safe, Sass!!


§ ita § - Apr 08, 2011 4:14:46 pm PDT #2407 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm out of fizz! I don't know how to drink anymore! I guess I do have to leave the house tomorrow.

I hope Sass gets home safely.


Lee - Apr 08, 2011 4:23:46 pm PDT #2408 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I don't know how to drink anymore!

Would a bendy straw help?


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2011 4:23:50 pm PDT #2409 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Come home, Sass!

ION, it sounds like there won't be a gov't shutdown after all:

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Sounds like the Republicans have given up on the Planned Parenthood and EPA riders....


Kat - Apr 08, 2011 4:24:08 pm PDT #2410 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh Sass! Go home, girl.


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2011 4:26:10 pm PDT #2411 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Somewhat relatedly, here's a good strategy when you're caught telling a blatant lie:

Kyl Walks Back Planned Parenthood Claim: It ‘Was Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement’

As ThinkProgress reported earlier today, Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ) defended Republicans’ willingness to shut down the government over funding for Planned Parenthood by falsely claiming that abortion is “well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does.” In reality, just three percent of its work is related to abortion. This afternoon, CNN brought on Planned Parenthood’s Judy Tabar to discuss his comment. During the interview, CNN anchor Don Lemon relayed a statement from Kyl’s office walking back the comment, claiming the statement was not meant to be “factual”:

LEMON: We did call his office trying to ask what he was talking about there. And I just want to give it you verbatim here. It says, ‘his remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, a organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.’


sarameg - Apr 08, 2011 4:28:56 pm PDT #2412 of 30001

I hope she shows at a friendly and helpful door soon!

I'm kind of exhausted. The demons aren't. They are wrestling in the bedroom.


Steph L. - Apr 08, 2011 4:31:31 pm PDT #2413 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Kyl Walks Back Planned Parenthood Claim: It ‘Was Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement’

Shorter Kyl: I am a lying liar who lies.