I turned down Jermaine Dupree, Sinbad, and Mike Epps. I played footsy with Michael Imperioli. I negged Tommy Davidson. Hard. I flirted with Bill Bellamy.
Good god, I'm old. Also, black.
Jose Canseco told me he'd beat me up.
Yeah, we're building a race of frog-people. It's a good time
Xander ,'Selfless'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 01, 2011 6:14:17 pm PDT #23735 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kat - Sep 01, 2011 6:15:01 pm PDT #23736 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Grace had her first soccer practice tonight. [link] Predictably, it did not go well. There were tears. And vomit. But she looks cute in cleats and shinguards!
Kat - Sep 01, 2011 6:15:53 pm PDT #23737 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Jose Canseco told me he'd beat me up.
But that was krav, not flirting. I hope.
§ ita § - Sep 01, 2011 6:20:56 pm PDT #23738 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But that was krav, not flirting. I hope.
From the look on his face, it was hard to tell. He was, at least, trying to impress me.
Amy - Sep 01, 2011 6:24:04 pm PDT #23739 of 30001
Because books.
But she looks cute in cleats and shinguards!
Oh yeah!
amyth - Sep 01, 2011 6:34:16 pm PDT #23740 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Maria, all the best wishes and ~ma for you DH tomorrow.
Matt, much ~ma to your friend.
Juliebird, that sounds absolutely terrifying.
I came home from work and slept for five hours, because I got no sleep last night. I hope not to repeat the pattern tonight.
Besides meeting Gloria Steiniem (at the same time as smonster) and Jane Espenson (ditto), there are my many drinks with Corb Lund, where he has said many, many awkward, strange things to me. But I'm not sure he counts as a celeb, especially in the US, but it's a nice mental scrapbook of weird.
Allyson - Sep 01, 2011 6:38:37 pm PDT #23741 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So you know how my iPod broke and I ran and got a little Nano?
G & J just sent me a brand new one. They didn't even know the one they had given me a few years ago broke.
It's so weird, because I wrote to G a couple of weeks ago to tell him that it was one of the best presents I ever got in my whole life, and I think of them often because sometimes when I feel like I am going to break, I just put in my headphones and it saves me.
And then I come home today, and there's a new iTouch on my doorstep.
How in the hell did I ever attract such awesome, generous people? I'm a total inept dick.
SuziQ - Sep 01, 2011 6:38:56 pm PDT #23742 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I am so proud of CJ. Again. It is over a week away, but CJ wants to participate in a memorial stair climb on Sept. 11th. He has even sent a note to his ARP chief to see if he can do it in uniform and if it can be an official ARP activity.
Strix - Sep 01, 2011 6:42:43 pm PDT #23743 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I have met, flirted or otherwise with no celebs, minor or otherwise.
But dude, I live in Kansas City!
My friend who got me the haircut today was a flight attendant on the private campaign plane of Hilary Clinton's, and Bill Clinton looked down her shirt (she has huge boobs) and called her hon.
That's all I got.
And one of my college buddies got high with one of the Ramones in an alley in the 80's.
JenP - Sep 01, 2011 6:43:45 pm PDT #23744 of 30001
What a good kid. Someone must be raising him right. (ETA: CJ, that is, not Erin's college buddy, though I'm sure he's perfectly good, too.)