We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Aug 29, 2011 2:45:34 pm PDT #22903 of 30001

OK, is it weird that I kind of appreciate that I just saw a Domino's ad with a store employee whose gender was ambiguous to me?

Hah! I've seen that ad, and was quite pleased.


javachik - Aug 29, 2011 2:50:41 pm PDT #22904 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

meara, I thought of you a lot during Lady Gaga's opener last night on the VMAs!


Sophia Brooks - Aug 29, 2011 2:50:56 pm PDT #22905 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Yay Allyson!

Does anyone remember a continuation of "You can't teach an old dog new tricks" saying something like "it will only frustrate you and annoy the dog"? Or something like that?


Steph L. - Aug 29, 2011 2:52:47 pm PDT #22906 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Does anyone remember a continuation of "You can't teach an old dog new tricks" saying something like "it will only frustrate you and annoy the dog"? Or something like that?

I thought the "frustrate you/annoy the [animal]" went with "You can't teach a pig to whistle."


Ginger - Aug 29, 2011 2:53:16 pm PDT #22907 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There's "Never try to teach a pig to sing; it just frustrates you, and it annoys the pig."

Yay, part!


Jesse - Aug 29, 2011 2:53:49 pm PDT #22908 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hah! I've seen that ad, and was quite pleased.

I mean, right? It's not just me.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 29, 2011 2:57:53 pm PDT #22909 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Pigs! Much better metaphor for my costume students anyway! (I am talking about teaching then to hand sew)


Ginger - Aug 29, 2011 2:58:04 pm PDT #22910 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Speaking of the Bloggess, am I the only person who read "Beyonce is pregnant" who thought "The giant metal chicken is pregnant?"

Okay, just me.


DebetEsse - Aug 29, 2011 3:01:10 pm PDT #22911 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Possibly, although when I saw the title of Victor's recent column including her name, I thought he meant the chicken. Then I was disappointed.


amych - Aug 29, 2011 3:02:35 pm PDT #22912 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(I am talking about teaching then to hand sew)

Well as you know, Bob, you can't make a silk purse out of a

WHAT

IT WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE.