There's "Never try to teach a pig to sing; it just frustrates you, and it annoys the pig."
Yay, part!
Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.
Willow ,'Help'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Aug 29, 2011 2:53:16 pm PDT #22907 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Jesse - Aug 29, 2011 2:53:49 pm PDT #22908 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hah! I've seen that ad, and was quite pleased.
I mean, right? It's not just me.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 29, 2011 2:57:53 pm PDT #22909 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Pigs! Much better metaphor for my costume students anyway! (I am talking about teaching then to hand sew)
Ginger - Aug 29, 2011 2:58:04 pm PDT #22910 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Speaking of the Bloggess, am I the only person who read "Beyonce is pregnant" who thought "The giant metal chicken is pregnant?"
Okay, just me.
DebetEsse - Aug 29, 2011 3:01:10 pm PDT #22911 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Possibly, although when I saw the title of Victor's recent column including her name, I thought he meant the chicken. Then I was disappointed.
amych - Aug 29, 2011 3:02:35 pm PDT #22912 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
(I am talking about teaching then to hand sew)
Well as you know, Bob, you can't make a silk purse out of a
WHAT
IT WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE.
Jesse - Aug 29, 2011 3:03:14 pm PDT #22913 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Steph L. - Aug 29, 2011 3:06:24 pm PDT #22914 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ah, Funyuns. Trader Joe's now has a baked version of the Funyun. Not quite the same, but being gluten-free, I do get them from time to time. (Although my One True Trader Joe's Bagged Crunchy Snack Food is those awesome Cheese Crunchies. I will never go back to Cheetos.)
Amy - Aug 29, 2011 3:08:36 pm PDT #22915 of 30001
Because books.
I tried Herr's popped chips with sea salt this weekend, and they were really very good.
Consuela - Aug 29, 2011 3:11:16 pm PDT #22916 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
::sigh::
More Nemesis: is there a way to manipulate someone into involving you? I can't figure out how to get someone who hates me and wants me gone (so that she can take over my program and not get anything done) to keep me CC'd on her correspondence and invited to her meetings.
That is, without sending her a weekly email requesting her to forward copies of her correspondence.