ow about I show up for work every day, I'm pleasant and friendly and completely socialized and I do all the work in a competent manner.
Wait...what?
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Apr 07, 2011 1:20:44 pm PDT #2249 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Jesse - Apr 07, 2011 1:22:08 pm PDT #2250 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Um, yeah, that person is not doing anything to dispel my HR-stereotype.
DavidS - Apr 07, 2011 1:24:16 pm PDT #2251 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wait...what?
I'm sorry, but your pleasant competence isn't enough. Love your firm!
Consuela - Apr 07, 2011 1:24:46 pm PDT #2252 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Wait. This person was unfamiliar with the names of places you've worked? And titles you've had? @@ Sounds like a douche
Seconded. Sounds like an asshole. Basically he's drowning in applications and is desperate to find a way to filter you out. Unfamiliarity with your previous employers is, in his mind, adequate justification.
Of course, there's no justification for being a douche to THE NICEST.
Ginger - Apr 07, 2011 1:28:01 pm PDT #2253 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
What's wrong with you, msbelle? Why didn't you work places within his extremely limited experience and knowledge?
Sophia Brooks - Apr 07, 2011 1:28:23 pm PDT #2254 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
He is apparently not familiar with academic staff titles and departments at all. But there is not need to be an ass about it. Or, apparently major universities' names.
Ginger - Apr 07, 2011 1:35:50 pm PDT #2255 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Associate Director, University 250th Anniversary
This is a bit awkward, but hardly worth going on about. You could say something like Associate Director, 250th Anniversary Celebration (or Observance or Events) for the dimmer bulbs in HR departments.
le nubian - Apr 07, 2011 1:42:45 pm PDT #2256 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
All,
I don't mean to make light of the government shutdown, but I do have a question. If the government shuts down for 1-2 weeks, what happens to tax collection?
lisah - Apr 07, 2011 1:47:15 pm PDT #2257 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Wait, msbelle worked for XXX University?!
Maria - Apr 07, 2011 1:49:15 pm PDT #2258 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
You still have to submit your federal taxes or a request for an extension by April 18th. Otherwise you will be charged penalties for filing late.
Those that have submitted paper returns, OTOH? Good luck in getting your refund if there's a shutdown.