Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Aug 26, 2011 11:26:57 am PDT #22434 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The team meeting I have in 8 minutes will involve roleplaying.

I recommend Chaotic Neutral.

Teppy beat me to it. Good luck rolling THACO.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 11:44:08 am PDT #22435 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just got booted from the meeting. Apparently you're not supposed to be in one with someone with whom you have a reporting relationship, and I was sitting next to my boss. It's supposed to encourage frankness, but honestly, I'd have been frank. With this boss, anyway.

Still, I got 90 minutes back for now.

Hold off on the d20.


SuziQ - Aug 26, 2011 12:07:00 pm PDT #22436 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Fuck cancer. KCD's wife's step-father just passed away. Not that I've ever met the man, but still. Fuck cancer.


DavidS - Aug 26, 2011 12:54:38 pm PDT #22437 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sorry, Suzi.

The following quote is gleaned from a baseball blog but I thought it was worth sharing. The first person is talking about a woman he saw at a minor league baseball game where Deion Sanders was playing.

First poster: She was impressive, had the kind of posture that looks like she had just stepped off of a ship's prow.

Second poster: One millihelen: the amount of beauty required to launch a single ship.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 12:57:53 pm PDT #22438 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apropos of nothing, I used to have a massive crush on Deion Sanders. I don't know what that was about.


Ginger - Aug 26, 2011 1:00:52 pm PDT #22439 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Neon Deion?


Sheryl - Aug 26, 2011 1:03:35 pm PDT #22440 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Just waiting to see what Irene has in store for us.(Other than rain. That's pretty much a given) We have a bunch of batteries for flashlights and my boombox.


Amy - Aug 26, 2011 1:05:15 pm PDT #22441 of 30001
Because books.

The one I loved was Bo. Bo ... I forget his last name. Maybe I didn't like him that much after all. Crap. They did those "Bo Knows" ads with him.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 1:09:37 pm PDT #22442 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bo Jackson. He played a bunch of sports I don't watch. Like Deion.

I miss the decathlon.

Not that it's gone anywhere.


Jesse - Aug 26, 2011 1:16:44 pm PDT #22443 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The guy in front of me in line at the supermarket? Buying two gallons of water. The guy behind me? Buying two gallons of vodka.