Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 26, 2011 6:26:03 am PDT #22346 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Well, 20-to-25-foot stalked flowering plants then. But aren't the fruits up high enough that they wouldn't be threatened by floodwaters? I didn't realize the flooding in Australia was that deep...


Ginger - Aug 26, 2011 6:28:14 am PDT #22347 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Now I'm wondering if I could open an American Girls cemetery. It could offer services appropriate to the doll's time period. There would be a variety of expensive caskets available.


JenP - Aug 26, 2011 6:28:22 am PDT #22348 of 30001

Well, now I know. Dole has a helpful video [link]

Also, there is latex, bagging, and deflowering involved in harvesting bananas, which my inner child finds giggle-worthy.


Jessica - Aug 26, 2011 6:28:45 am PDT #22349 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Bananas don't grow on trees, BTW.

I was waiting for you to chime in on that!


smonster - Aug 26, 2011 6:30:46 am PDT #22350 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Best of luck, Maria!!

But Decadence and New Orleans are next week! I have my fingers crossed, though high expectations are hard to fulfill.

I know ONE lesbian here, who I haven't met yet (but might tomorrow at a burlesque thing) and knowing this town chances are good that she would be the one you would hook up with. She is going to the fetish party...


Gudanov - Aug 26, 2011 6:30:51 am PDT #22351 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Em never had any AG dolls. She has a gaggle of Dear America books, but come to think of it there's no relationship between the two, uh... never mind.


Jesse - Aug 26, 2011 6:31:28 am PDT #22352 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am still jealous of kids with American Girl dolls, even though I was already too old for them when they came out.

I also think they are a marker of being rich, since I'm sure my parents would never have bought me one. (See also: Cabbage Patch dolls.)


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 6:31:58 am PDT #22353 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You don't have to cover the whole plant to kill it by flooding.

I was waiting for you to chime in on that!

Verners is also a soda.


Amy - Aug 26, 2011 6:32:18 am PDT #22354 of 30001
Because books.

I'm not sure Sara wants one. She stopped playing with the Bitty Baby a while ago. She's not really a doll kid, except for her Monster High girls and some Barbies.


smonster - Aug 26, 2011 6:33:50 am PDT #22355 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think Jilli needs to see this.

OMG, I love The Bloggess so much. Have you read about her encounter with Neil Gaiman?