Bananas don't grow on trees, BTW.
I was waiting for you to chime in on that!
Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.
'Bring On The Night'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Aug 26, 2011 6:28:45 am PDT #22349 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 6:30:46 am PDT #22350 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Best of luck, Maria!!
But Decadence and New Orleans are next week! I have my fingers crossed, though high expectations are hard to fulfill.
I know ONE lesbian here, who I haven't met yet (but might tomorrow at a burlesque thing) and knowing this town chances are good that she would be the one you would hook up with. She is going to the fetish party...
Gudanov - Aug 26, 2011 6:30:51 am PDT #22351 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Em never had any AG dolls. She has a gaggle of Dear America books, but come to think of it there's no relationship between the two, uh... never mind.
Jesse - Aug 26, 2011 6:31:28 am PDT #22352 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am still jealous of kids with American Girl dolls, even though I was already too old for them when they came out.
I also think they are a marker of being rich, since I'm sure my parents would never have bought me one. (See also: Cabbage Patch dolls.)
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 6:31:58 am PDT #22353 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You don't have to cover the whole plant to kill it by flooding.
I was waiting for you to chime in on that!
Verners is also a soda.
Amy - Aug 26, 2011 6:32:18 am PDT #22354 of 30001
Because books.
I'm not sure Sara wants one. She stopped playing with the Bitty Baby a while ago. She's not really a doll kid, except for her Monster High girls and some Barbies.
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 6:33:50 am PDT #22355 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I think Jilli needs to see this.
OMG, I love The Bloggess so much. Have you read about her encounter with Neil Gaiman?
Strix - Aug 26, 2011 6:35:32 am PDT #22356 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I have been told I am either too qqualified/not qualified enough to sell make-up part-time at Macy's.
Um. I was a make-up artist at Lancome, and worked at Victoria's Secret and Starbucks.
Dudes, yeah I have a MA. I still have freaking fingers. Seriously -- I just need a PT job. I'm not going to infect anyone with my academic cooties.
I hope the Tooth Fairy gig comes through. They wanted an ex-teacher, so they shouldn't be surprised that I have *gasp* graduate degrees.
Maria, I am so jazzed by you almost-ex company's decision. I hope this is a game-changer for you.
I am writing on the deck of my folks' proch, and damn, there's a glare.
billytea - Aug 26, 2011 6:35:34 am PDT #22357 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Wait, floods took out a banana crop? How does that happen, short of actually killing the trees (which I assume would make the next several years banana-free ones as well)?
The floods did in fact destroy, by the estimates I've seen, 90% of Australia's banana plantations. It takes about nine months for a new banana plant to start producing fruit, IIRC.
Allyson - Aug 26, 2011 6:36:22 am PDT #22358 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm still trying to get over the fact that pineapples don't grow on trees. You could have waited a couple of years for me to accept this before laying this banana shit down at my feet.