The good news is, I made it onto a jury, so I still have to do my unpaid civic duty, instead of doing my unpaid lying around eating candy all day duty.
But...your very name is bon bon. Those bon bons won't eat themselves. Unless they were cannibal bon bons, which I hear are quite ferocious
the Despero, Dante, and The Maxx action figures and the Office Monkey playset would be right out then? What about the original comic art and the puppet Angel with Call of Duty countdown clock?
How many of them are weapons?
In other work news, I made a Henrietta Lacks joke during a meeting today.
I was the only one that got it, but I kinda figured going in. Still, educational.
Some of them
have
weapons.
I like this steampunk pistol cane.
In other work news, I made a Henrietta Lacks joke during a meeting today.
Geeky but admirable.
OMG I just got the nastiest comments on my resume from some HR person who is a friend of a friend. Anyone work in HR and can talk me off the ledge or tell me if my resume is really this bad?
I like this idea for a resume [link]
I'm not sure if a medical research joke is more "off" than a geeky culture joke. Ah, well. I have finally ordered my Supernatural calendar which I will display proudly at my desk. JUDGE ME.
Just don't look in my folder.
msbelle - you are THE NICEST and there is no way a resume of yours could be ledge-worthy. That person is a poopy-crack-head, technically speaking.
msbelle, unless you wrote your resume in crayon on scented colored paper and put glitter and exclamation points all over it, I can't imagine there's anything on it that would warrant anyone being nasty about it. Or perhaps you wrote it in glow-in-the-dark pen on black paper with Anarchy symbols all over it and declarations of how you only work for The Man because this society forces you to need the filthy lucre. That's what you did, isn't it? No, it was the glitter. You wrote your resume on pink paper and listed "THE NICEST" under Qualifications. See, that annoys hiring-type people, because they don't believe it. Even though it's true. So don't do that.
He said it was "visually unappealing" a "TRAIN WRECK". He criticized it for not expressing what I was passionate about, for not knowing some of the company names, for being confused by one of my job titles (admittedly a little odd). He was concerned that I do not belong to any professional organizations or have any certifications. grr.