I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2011 12:01:02 pm PDT #2234 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the Despero, Dante, and The Maxx action figures and the Office Monkey playset would be right out then? What about the original comic art and the puppet Angel with Call of Duty countdown clock?

How many of them are weapons?

In other work news, I made a Henrietta Lacks joke during a meeting today.

I was the only one that got it, but I kinda figured going in. Still, educational.


Daisy Jane - Apr 07, 2011 12:03:45 pm PDT #2235 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Some of them have weapons.


DavidS - Apr 07, 2011 12:03:52 pm PDT #2236 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I like this steampunk pistol cane.

In other work news, I made a Henrietta Lacks joke during a meeting today.

Geeky but admirable.


msbelle - Apr 07, 2011 12:36:06 pm PDT #2237 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

OMG I just got the nastiest comments on my resume from some HR person who is a friend of a friend. Anyone work in HR and can talk me off the ledge or tell me if my resume is really this bad?


Daisy Jane - Apr 07, 2011 12:54:58 pm PDT #2238 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I like this idea for a resume [link]


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2011 12:59:59 pm PDT #2239 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not sure if a medical research joke is more "off" than a geeky culture joke. Ah, well. I have finally ordered my Supernatural calendar which I will display proudly at my desk. JUDGE ME.

Just don't look in my folder.


SuziQ - Apr 07, 2011 1:01:18 pm PDT #2240 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

msbelle - you are THE NICEST and there is no way a resume of yours could be ledge-worthy. That person is a poopy-crack-head, technically speaking.


Zenkitty - Apr 07, 2011 1:08:25 pm PDT #2241 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

msbelle, unless you wrote your resume in crayon on scented colored paper and put glitter and exclamation points all over it, I can't imagine there's anything on it that would warrant anyone being nasty about it. Or perhaps you wrote it in glow-in-the-dark pen on black paper with Anarchy symbols all over it and declarations of how you only work for The Man because this society forces you to need the filthy lucre. That's what you did, isn't it? No, it was the glitter. You wrote your resume on pink paper and listed "THE NICEST" under Qualifications. See, that annoys hiring-type people, because they don't believe it. Even though it's true. So don't do that.


msbelle - Apr 07, 2011 1:09:19 pm PDT #2242 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

He said it was "visually unappealing" a "TRAIN WRECK". He criticized it for not expressing what I was passionate about, for not knowing some of the company names, for being confused by one of my job titles (admittedly a little odd). He was concerned that I do not belong to any professional organizations or have any certifications. grr.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2011 1:09:22 pm PDT #2243 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, it seems pretty unlikely. I mean, you have a typed thing with the jobs you've had, right?