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Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Apr 07, 2011 1:09:19 pm PDT #2242 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

He said it was "visually unappealing" a "TRAIN WRECK". He criticized it for not expressing what I was passionate about, for not knowing some of the company names, for being confused by one of my job titles (admittedly a little odd). He was concerned that I do not belong to any professional organizations or have any certifications. grr.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2011 1:09:22 pm PDT #2243 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, it seems pretty unlikely. I mean, you have a typed thing with the jobs you've had, right?


Jesse - Apr 07, 2011 1:10:23 pm PDT #2244 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wait. This person was unfamiliar with the names of places you've worked? And titles you've had? @@ Sounds like a douche. But maybe make your margins wider.


Sheryl - Apr 07, 2011 1:13:40 pm PDT #2245 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Well, the agency I work for was not on the WashPo's list. It will remain to be seen if they tell us what's up tomorrow, or if I have to wait until Monday.


msbelle - Apr 07, 2011 1:13:45 pm PDT #2246 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

This person was unfamiliar with the names of places you've worked? And titles you've had?

YES! exactly. for example, at XXX University, my job title listed is: Associate Director, University 250th Anniversary - he said "You are telling me this person was an associate director of XXX University and the very same line says 250th Anniversary!"


DavidS - Apr 07, 2011 1:17:00 pm PDT #2247 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He criticized it for not expressing what I was passionate about

Didn't we just have a conversation about how HR people weed out the bullshit?

"What you're passionate about" is for the cover letter, if anything.

God, I hate this bullshitty aspect of corporate culture. I'm not fucking passionate about processing your paperwork. If I was passionate about it I'd do it for free. Guess how I express my passion? With my family; in my writing. Not in your database. How about I show up for work every day, I'm pleasant and friendly and completely socialized and I do all the work in a competent manner.


Ginger - Apr 07, 2011 1:20:22 pm PDT #2248 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Employers don't get to see my passion until the interview. A girl has standards.


Lee - Apr 07, 2011 1:20:44 pm PDT #2249 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ow about I show up for work every day, I'm pleasant and friendly and completely socialized and I do all the work in a competent manner.

Wait...what?


Jesse - Apr 07, 2011 1:22:08 pm PDT #2250 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Um, yeah, that person is not doing anything to dispel my HR-stereotype.


DavidS - Apr 07, 2011 1:24:16 pm PDT #2251 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wait...what?

I'm sorry, but your pleasant competence isn't enough. Love your firm!