I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Toddson - Aug 25, 2011 7:35:35 am PDT #22100 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Allyson, you have every right to be freaked out AND outraged. I've never owned a car, but I can remember when there was a transit strike, and it's horrible to be stranded. GM could at least pretend to care.


DavidS - Aug 25, 2011 7:50:13 am PDT #22101 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Fruit Audit: Who's had a serving of fruit today?

::eating a banana::


Polter-Cow - Aug 25, 2011 7:52:14 am PDT #22102 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I had two strawberry halves, a slice of pineapple, and...no, wait, that's it. I don't think that's a serving.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 25, 2011 7:52:48 am PDT #22103 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I had a banana for breakfast. I will not, however, get in the recommended 4 servings today.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 7:54:21 am PDT #22104 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think it's just about time I go down ten flights of stairs and get myself a strawberry smoothie.

I'm also tempted by the cafe's fruit salads, since they don't seem to be 75% melon.


Zenkitty - Aug 25, 2011 7:55:58 am PDT #22105 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Is a potato a fruit? How about a pickle? No? Then, I have had no fruit today. YET, okay. I might have some peaches later. Since you're auditing.


Jessica - Aug 25, 2011 7:57:00 am PDT #22106 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Coffee is kind of a fruit. Well, it's a plant, anyway.


-t - Aug 25, 2011 7:58:17 am PDT #22107 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

For once, I am ready for the surprise fruit audit; I had a banana for breakfast.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 7:58:29 am PDT #22108 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Pickle is fruit.


Hil R. - Aug 25, 2011 7:58:53 am PDT #22109 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I had some grapes. And peach butter on an English muffin, but that probably doesn't count. But the grapes totally count.