I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 7:54:21 am PDT #22104 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think it's just about time I go down ten flights of stairs and get myself a strawberry smoothie.

I'm also tempted by the cafe's fruit salads, since they don't seem to be 75% melon.


Zenkitty - Aug 25, 2011 7:55:58 am PDT #22105 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Is a potato a fruit? How about a pickle? No? Then, I have had no fruit today. YET, okay. I might have some peaches later. Since you're auditing.


Jessica - Aug 25, 2011 7:57:00 am PDT #22106 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Coffee is kind of a fruit. Well, it's a plant, anyway.


-t - Aug 25, 2011 7:58:17 am PDT #22107 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

For once, I am ready for the surprise fruit audit; I had a banana for breakfast.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 7:58:29 am PDT #22108 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Pickle is fruit.


Hil R. - Aug 25, 2011 7:58:53 am PDT #22109 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I had some grapes. And peach butter on an English muffin, but that probably doesn't count. But the grapes totally count.


Toddson - Aug 25, 2011 7:59:25 am PDT #22110 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I had juice at breakfast.


flea - Aug 25, 2011 8:00:47 am PDT #22111 of 30001
information libertarian

I had craisins on my - wait for it - steel cut oatmeal!

I win at the DavidS breakfast audit.


SailAweigh - Aug 25, 2011 8:01:42 am PDT #22112 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I brought an apple with my lunch. And it is now one minute after the start of my lunch break, so I guess I better get on that, huh?


zuisa - Aug 25, 2011 8:02:48 am PDT #22113 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

There was grape jelly on my English muffin?