She just... she just did the math.

Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Aug 25, 2011 7:50:13 am PDT #22101 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Fruit Audit: Who's had a serving of fruit today?

::eating a banana::


Polter-Cow - Aug 25, 2011 7:52:14 am PDT #22102 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I had two strawberry halves, a slice of pineapple, and...no, wait, that's it. I don't think that's a serving.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 25, 2011 7:52:48 am PDT #22103 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

I had a banana for breakfast. I will not, however, get in the recommended 4 servings today.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 7:54:21 am PDT #22104 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think it's just about time I go down ten flights of stairs and get myself a strawberry smoothie.

I'm also tempted by the cafe's fruit salads, since they don't seem to be 75% melon.


Zenkitty - Aug 25, 2011 7:55:58 am PDT #22105 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Is a potato a fruit? How about a pickle? No? Then, I have had no fruit today. YET, okay. I might have some peaches later. Since you're auditing.


Jessica - Aug 25, 2011 7:57:00 am PDT #22106 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Coffee is kind of a fruit. Well, it's a plant, anyway.


-t - Aug 25, 2011 7:58:17 am PDT #22107 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

For once, I am ready for the surprise fruit audit; I had a banana for breakfast.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 7:58:29 am PDT #22108 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Pickle is fruit.


Hil R. - Aug 25, 2011 7:58:53 am PDT #22109 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I had some grapes. And peach butter on an English muffin, but that probably doesn't count. But the grapes totally count.


Toddson - Aug 25, 2011 7:59:25 am PDT #22110 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I had juice at breakfast.