You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Aug 18, 2011 4:46:03 pm PDT #21053 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I got a very rude eggplant in my CSA today, and my first reaction, after laughing uproariously, was to tweet a picture of it to Craig Ferguson.


Maria - Aug 18, 2011 4:51:02 pm PDT #21054 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

It's the geek mafia code: we take care of our own. Or it could be html. Depends on who you ask.


Hil R. - Aug 18, 2011 4:53:54 pm PDT #21055 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was just looking at the schedule for the agricultural fair here next week, and one of the groups playing is The Vogues. Now I can't stop singing "Five O'Clock World." I'm kind of surprised they're still touring -- wouldn't they be in their seventies or so by now? And they didn't really have all that many hit songs.


SuziQ - Aug 18, 2011 4:56:58 pm PDT #21056 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I got to snuggle a 7 week old baby this evening. Ahhhh, sweet baby. She even fell asleep in my arms. She is the daughter of our karate Master. The guy I will be testing with in a couple of months (eeeep). His wife and girls train at my dojo.

Today, once again, proves how hard Buffistas ROCK.


sarameg - Aug 18, 2011 5:12:51 pm PDT #21057 of 30001

Do not fuck with buffistas. They will cut you.

And then fix your car.

And bring you wine, drive you to/meet you at the hospital and give you a place to live. And sometimes threaten your life, but only in jest.

Pool reopened at 8:20. I was in my first lap 6 minutes later. Was really fast tonight. I love my lap timer. I am perhaps a little crazy. Jackie (the life guard) was all "I was worried you were going to miss tonight!" I laughed at her, cause of course she loves it when the pool closes early cause she can go home early.


Zenkitty - Aug 18, 2011 5:20:32 pm PDT #21058 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Wow. Maria swooped to the rescue like Batman!


brenda m - Aug 18, 2011 5:22:20 pm PDT #21059 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Got through dinner, said nothing. I have to take my car in for service tomorrow so by the time I get to the office tomorrow things will be out. No idea what i'll be walking into but it is what it is.


-t - Aug 18, 2011 5:25:50 pm PDT #21060 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Glad you got through dinner, brenda. I hope tomorrow works out okay.


Allyson - Aug 18, 2011 5:40:58 pm PDT #21061 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Seriously, if I call tomorrow and get that part overnighted to me, and have to walk into the dealership with it, my wrath will be both cool and beautiful.


sarameg - Aug 18, 2011 5:42:47 pm PDT #21062 of 30001

It shall be beautimous.