Do not fuck with buffistas. They will cut you.
And then fix your car.
And bring you wine, drive you to/meet you at the hospital and give you a place to live. And sometimes threaten your life, but only in jest.
Pool reopened at 8:20. I was in my first lap 6 minutes later. Was really fast tonight. I love my lap timer. I am perhaps a little crazy. Jackie (the life guard) was all "I was worried you were going to miss tonight!" I laughed at her, cause of course she loves it when the pool closes early cause she can go home early.
Wow. Maria swooped to the rescue like Batman!
Got through dinner, said nothing. I have to take my car in for service tomorrow so by the time I get to the office tomorrow things will be out. No idea what i'll be walking into but it is what it is.
Glad you got through dinner, brenda. I hope tomorrow works out okay.
Seriously, if I call tomorrow and get that part overnighted to me, and have to walk into the dealership with it, my wrath will be both cool and beautiful.
They should film that and show it every national holiday.
I would pay money to see video of Allyson set down the box of the car part on the service counter and flip her gorgeous hair and arch one eyebrow and melt those fuckers with her eyes.
I kinda wish I had a GM car problem just so I could do that.
I think I would wear my hair up in my bounciest ponytail, and wear a sundress with petticoats, and look as dumb as a rock, too.
"OMG, guys, like, all I had to do was make a FEW calls. I totally don't get why this was, like, so HARD."
Phones can take video these days. IJS.