Love isn't brains, children, it's blood, blood screaming inside you to work its will.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Aug 18, 2011 5:40:58 pm PDT #21061 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Seriously, if I call tomorrow and get that part overnighted to me, and have to walk into the dealership with it, my wrath will be both cool and beautiful.


sarameg - Aug 18, 2011 5:42:47 pm PDT #21062 of 30001

It shall be beautimous.


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2011 5:55:06 pm PDT #21063 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They should film that and show it every national holiday.


Cashmere - Aug 18, 2011 6:08:20 pm PDT #21064 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I would pay money to see video of Allyson set down the box of the car part on the service counter and flip her gorgeous hair and arch one eyebrow and melt those fuckers with her eyes.


Strix - Aug 18, 2011 6:12:15 pm PDT #21065 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I kinda wish I had a GM car problem just so I could do that.

I think I would wear my hair up in my bounciest ponytail, and wear a sundress with petticoats, and look as dumb as a rock, too.

"OMG, guys, like, all I had to do was make a FEW calls. I totally don't get why this was, like, so HARD."


Dana - Aug 18, 2011 6:13:04 pm PDT #21066 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Phones can take video these days. IJS.


DavidS - Aug 18, 2011 6:14:03 pm PDT #21067 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dana! You were on my mind today.

Just so I could ask you: "Who scares the bejeezus out of Chandler?"


Liese S. - Aug 18, 2011 6:14:20 pm PDT #21068 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I am waiting with bated breath for the successful conclusion of the Allyson/Maria power saga.

What lap timer do you have, sara?

Toddson, I love that commercial.

Can anyone Nilly me the mug cake recipe? I thought I'd buffista bookmarked it, but I just went through and labeled all my marks, and it's not there. On the plus side, now all my marks are labeled. And it's pretty funny to me that most of them are food.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 18, 2011 6:25:11 pm PDT #21069 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"Who scares the bejeezus out of Chandler?"

MICHAEL FLATLY, LORD OF THE DANCE!

(His legs move as if independent from his body!)


sarameg - Aug 18, 2011 6:25:51 pm PDT #21070 of 30001

It's a SportsCount 100 : [link] Could only be better if I could plug it into my computer and download the times (yes, I have spreadsheets. Yes, I am a freak.)