Dear Giants fans:

Notice my restraint.

Yeah. You know all season it's felt like we were getting by on smoke and mirrors and it's finally too much to juggle. No Posey. Huff has been crap. They trade the farm for Beltran and he gets hurt. The bullpen and starters and Panda have been good all season, but they need more offense than they're getting.

We got necessary breaks last year and now regression to the mean is having its way.

Is it hockey season yet?

(I kid because I love.)

Ben and Jerry's Peach Cobbler ice cream

I need this now. How did I not know this existed?

If she was a fictional character, we'd be decrying her utter lack of believability.

Pretty much, yeah. I told my boss I felt like I was trapped in an episode of Mad Men.

I haven't seen it in a long time. That stuff is awesome. Just look for Willie on the label.

We don't usually buy Ben and Jerry's because it's expensive, and if the kids find it in the freezer, it disappears. But S. had a coupon, and he knows how I feel about peaches and cobbler.

New York Superfudge Chunk also really seriously does not suck, if you need a hit of chocolate.

I'm so sorry, Amy.

Consuela, I think you should start marking your territory in a wide circle around that woman, preferably by peeing on her rug, or at least by not being nice anymore. Being polite has gotten you no good so far. (This may be bad advice. I'm just grouchy and personally feeling like Not Being A Nice Person Anymore.)

I hope the rare Magic cards are found.

Consuela,

Zenkitty has a point. Is this woman super-Christian? I'm wondering if you had strategically placed wicca or voodoo artifacts on your desk if she would wig the fuck out and leave you alone.

Is this woman super-Christian?

Not that I'm aware of.

I learned something today that I found very enlightening about her methodology.

When her husband isn't doing something she wants, instead of actually saying anything, she pretends she's talking in her sleep.

Is her husband named Tino?