close enough to the crosswalk that I could imagine dragging my broken body into it, so I wouldn't get in trouble. WTF, kid?

This is Hysterical. I only have jaywalked as an adult, as, like the woman whose son was hit, the bus stops are half a mile from the crosswalks, but pretty much directly across from my house.

I grew up in the country, and I am not sure if you can jaywalk in the country. There are pretty much no crosswalks.

Why are there even more new reality shows whose entire premise is "Look at these wacky ethnic people"? Don't we have enough of that already, with all the "Jersey" shows that are clearly about Italians, without having to add "Russian Dolls" into the mix?

On reflection, I realize that really does sum me up: I want to break rules, but I really don't want to get in trouble.

YAYAYAY for nothing, Lisah. I think nothing should be celebrated more often.

PHEW, Lisa!

Yay for nothing!

Hooray for nothing!

I am having a day. Our indoor cat got out last night and is nowhere to be found; it's the first day of classes and everything is crazy busy; I'm telling my boss that I'll be leaving as of Sept. 30, and I'm feeling guilty plus it's complicated. On the plus side, my coworker made s'mores cookies, and they are richness bombs.

I may try a bit more because I do like Hunter very much. But she's so very unlikable

True, except I still like her. It's crazy. I think I liked her because she was so unstoppable, and for her loyalty to her friends, especially wassname. Laura San Giacomo.

Yay lisah!

That Russian one looks incredibly skeevy. Ugh.

Yay Lisah!

Maybe the "ethnic" shows are in Response to "Little Mosque on the Prairie", which I heard was pretty good. The rest of them sound awful. And I don't even think half those Jersey Shore kids are even Italian-American.

Is the rest of the country getting a top news story about Andrew Cuomo using the state airplane to go home from official events. It seems like a big fuss about nothing.