Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 4:10:48 pm PDT #1435 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Good luck, ita.

Could it maybe mean jury duty for someone else?


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2011 4:14:37 pm PDT #1436 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Could it maybe mean jury duty for someone else?

No, it's definitely me, and I'm definitely an idiot.

I don't even know which courthouse I'd show up at! Shit! And it's not like my Monday isn't back to back with meetings.


brenda m - Apr 02, 2011 4:16:57 pm PDT #1437 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Wait, ita, are you a citizen? I didn't know that. I wouldn't think you'd be eligible.

How to understand what's going on around him, in front of him, behind him, and far ahead of him.

I still struggle with that.


Connie Neil - Apr 02, 2011 4:17:33 pm PDT #1438 of 30001
brillig

Our house mate has his driver's test tomorrow, and he's 32. He just had a driver's ed course, and for some reason they taught him that you never, ever go through a yellow light. So he will stomp on the brakes with both feet if the light turns yellow right ahead of him. He's going to get rear-ended like this, and he's driving our car. Hubby generally drives with him and has tried to say that you stop for a yellow light if you can safely do so and slamming on the brakes is very rarely a good idea. But Housemate is obsessively law-abiding and has a very hard time with the idea of a rule having nuances. Yellow Light=Stop, for him, not Yellow Light=Make a decision on whether you have time to stop reasonably quickly and will you get hit if you stop.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:17:45 pm PDT #1439 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

ita, if you call the main courthouse, they should be able to search for you by name.

DC is SO regular, I never have to guess. Two years and two days from my previous summons, the new one is in the mailbox. And I only ever get called for one kind of jury (thank god I've never been called for a grand jury) that I could just show up and I'd be in the right room.


SuziQ - Apr 02, 2011 4:18:32 pm PDT #1440 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

how I need to teach him how to read traffic. How to understand what's going on around him, in front of him, behind him, and far ahead of him.

We talked about this a lot and I basically told him that is his homework. Whenever we are in the car, I want him paying attention to what is happening around us but he isn't allowed to tell me unless we are stopped. Don't need any "Mom, watch out for xxxx".

Bonnie, I'm glad you found him chill. He has been BUGGING me for a dog since our trip, but I think he really wants to snitch Bartleby.

Since I'm on the subject of CJ, he has managed to turn his role as "Gangster #4" in Guys and Dolls into having a couple of lines and he recently picked up being Angie the Ox. Just bought him new black dress pants and a black dress shirt, plus a purple, white, and black striped tie. The costume department has a dark olive suit jacket and a black hat for him. Gangster with a dash of Joker.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:18:53 pm PDT #1441 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Yellow Light=Stop, for him

That would be truly dangerous around here. Eek.


-t - Apr 02, 2011 4:19:38 pm PDT #1442 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

ita, my county has a bunch of jury duty related info up on the web, and can look up summons #s by name. There might even be an automated phone thingy that you can reach over the weekend to at least find out if you are supposed to report or whatever. It's on the website for the courts, iirc.

Failing that, DH forgot about jury duty until he found the summons after he was supposed to report, and when he called to find out what to do they just rescheduled him and thanked him for not ignoring it completely. So you could always try that route.


SuziQ - Apr 02, 2011 4:21:54 pm PDT #1443 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Colorado has much longer yellow lights than California. It took me a long time to be comfortable with being the second or third car through a yellow light (still not really comfy). Stopping at the first sight of yellow here would be VERY dangerous.

I have yet to be summoned (knock on wood) since I moved here coming up on 3 years ago.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:24:17 pm PDT #1444 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

I totally wait for cars to actually come to a full stop, even if I have the walk signal. Sometimes I think people take our ever so convenient light countdowns as a challenge.

4 second? I can make that from a half block away, no sweat! Vroom!