Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:17:45 pm PDT #1439 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

ita, if you call the main courthouse, they should be able to search for you by name.

DC is SO regular, I never have to guess. Two years and two days from my previous summons, the new one is in the mailbox. And I only ever get called for one kind of jury (thank god I've never been called for a grand jury) that I could just show up and I'd be in the right room.


SuziQ - Apr 02, 2011 4:18:32 pm PDT #1440 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

how I need to teach him how to read traffic. How to understand what's going on around him, in front of him, behind him, and far ahead of him.

We talked about this a lot and I basically told him that is his homework. Whenever we are in the car, I want him paying attention to what is happening around us but he isn't allowed to tell me unless we are stopped. Don't need any "Mom, watch out for xxxx".

Bonnie, I'm glad you found him chill. He has been BUGGING me for a dog since our trip, but I think he really wants to snitch Bartleby.

Since I'm on the subject of CJ, he has managed to turn his role as "Gangster #4" in Guys and Dolls into having a couple of lines and he recently picked up being Angie the Ox. Just bought him new black dress pants and a black dress shirt, plus a purple, white, and black striped tie. The costume department has a dark olive suit jacket and a black hat for him. Gangster with a dash of Joker.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:18:53 pm PDT #1441 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Yellow Light=Stop, for him

That would be truly dangerous around here. Eek.


-t - Apr 02, 2011 4:19:38 pm PDT #1442 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

ita, my county has a bunch of jury duty related info up on the web, and can look up summons #s by name. There might even be an automated phone thingy that you can reach over the weekend to at least find out if you are supposed to report or whatever. It's on the website for the courts, iirc.

Failing that, DH forgot about jury duty until he found the summons after he was supposed to report, and when he called to find out what to do they just rescheduled him and thanked him for not ignoring it completely. So you could always try that route.


SuziQ - Apr 02, 2011 4:21:54 pm PDT #1443 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Colorado has much longer yellow lights than California. It took me a long time to be comfortable with being the second or third car through a yellow light (still not really comfy). Stopping at the first sight of yellow here would be VERY dangerous.

I have yet to be summoned (knock on wood) since I moved here coming up on 3 years ago.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:24:17 pm PDT #1444 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

I totally wait for cars to actually come to a full stop, even if I have the walk signal. Sometimes I think people take our ever so convenient light countdowns as a challenge.

4 second? I can make that from a half block away, no sweat! Vroom!


Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 4:25:08 pm PDT #1445 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Our house mate has his driver's test tomorrow, and he's 32. He just had a driver's ed course, and for some reason they taught him that you never, ever go through a yellow light.

Usually only 1 or 2 should go through. It's much easier though when there's a pedestrian crossing at the light. If you see the red hand, you should stop.


sarameg - Apr 02, 2011 4:25:08 pm PDT #1446 of 30001

Also, call first thing in the am. And if you don't get a response, show up anyway and ask. PITA.

Or hope you just got it confused with mine. Which I successfully got deferred until May, but got such a low number, I am not hopeful about getting out of it.

Today I: marketed, did my weekly TJ and Target runs, did a load of laundry and swam my 2 miles (with better times than last, thank goodness.) But why do I feel slothful to succumbing to a Loki-nap in the middle of the day? They are impossible to resist: he flops on your torso and completely passes out, so why not? Warm, intermittently purring 15 lbs of cat, occasionally stretching to tuck a paw into the curve of your neck. He's such a cuddler.

ION, I hooked up someone in the neighborhood with the cat rescue/fostering collective at work a couple weeks back, though their services were ultimately not needed. Until this week, and now the lady who sort of heads the rescue has a neighborhood semi-feral and a litter of three kittens in house. Unfortunately, she got bit (freakish accident, she didn't see mama in a dark corner and grabbed her when she meant to grab a boot and mama fuh-reaked) and spent 40 hours on iv antibiotics as a result. She's all "goes with the territory" but I feel somewhat responsible, even though I know she's delighted to have kittens in the house again, after losing two of her regular cats to old age recently.

So I need to do something for her. Even if it is just buy a bag of food.

I expect when I lose Mister Kitty, I'll be working with her to find Loki an appropriate playmate, to spare Devi.

I always feel so bad saying that, but it's a realistic perspective. I can see MK just getting older. The peeing on the feet is happening more. His back end is much more wobbly. The weird yowling in an empty room is happening more, and from what I've heard, that's kinda a kitty dementia thing. But he's so happy and open to attention and limited wrestling with Loki, so..I'll take what I can get.


brenda m - Apr 02, 2011 4:25:19 pm PDT #1447 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yellow lights in Chicago are three seconds. Unless you really can't do it safely, you stop.

Also, this is why I've come around to thinking the countdown clocks on the walk lights are so awesome. Even more as a driver than as a pedestrian. It's so much better to be able to see from half a block whether you're going to make the light or not and adjust accordingly.


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2011 4:26:29 pm PDT #1448 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

if you call the main courthouse, they should be able to search for you by name.

Yeah. I just wish I'd looked at my calendar during working hours. As things stand, I'll be calling them from work.

God, I hate paper so much, it makes me do some really stupid things, evidently.

Wait, ita, are you a citizen? I didn't know that

Yeah, took the leap last year. Oddly, it doesn't feel very different...

eta:

And if you don't get a response, show up anyway and ask

Yeah, but I don't know where. I'd hope it's the nearest courthouse, but even so...dammit. Idiot.