I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 3:55:08 pm PDT #1427 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

There is a Jindo who hangs out in our local park. He's gorgeous.


SuziQ - Apr 02, 2011 3:56:40 pm PDT #1428 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I can't believe you had him driving.

He has been pushing so much about getting his permit in July and about how driving will be easy. I think he realized today that while driving is mechanically not that hard, just managing an empty parking lot was challenging. I hope it gave him some respect for the process. Judging distances and speed really surprised him. I don't expect to do it again until he has his permit.


DavidS - Apr 02, 2011 4:00:46 pm PDT #1429 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The physical act of driving isn't that hard; negotiating traffic is.

I think about this all the time with Emmett, and how I need to teach him how to read traffic. How to understand what's going on around him, in front of him, behind him, and far ahead of him.


Kat - Apr 02, 2011 4:02:13 pm PDT #1430 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Suzi, I can't imagine having to do driving lessons (argh!) but awesome that you did.


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2011 4:05:25 pm PDT #1431 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am so fucked.

There's a note in my calendar for Monday that simply says "Jury Duty."

Nothing else. No details. I can't find any jury summons, and of course...it's the weekend. I'm not sure who I'd call, but the numbers I've tried so far are no help. I don't have a juror ID and PIN, because I CAN'T FIND MY SUMMONS.

Shit. I have one piece of related paper, but it's a general purpose brochure. Surely I can't have called and deferred and then thrown out the docs? Even I can't be that bad.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:06:09 pm PDT #1432 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

I think he realized today that while driving is mechanically not that hard, just managing an empty parking lot was challenging.

He seemed so chill when I met him, I can only imagine he'll do a good job behind the wheel. Though, I remember...this many years later, how tense I was while learning to drive. One particular one-lane road nearly sent me over the edge (in both meanings of the word!). I wish him loads of luck and calm.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:07:20 pm PDT #1433 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

I don't have a juror ID and PIN, because I CAN'T FIND MY SUMMONS.

Oh man. Find it ~ma coming your way ita. I'm staring with dismay at my juror summons right now. ugh.


Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 4:09:44 pm PDT #1434 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My dad while coaching HS has always done Driver's Ed. During the summers and some of his off time he teaches it privately. He taught me, and I am a far better driver than most, even with my depth perception issues. The rules about safe distances, blinkers, pedestrian and bike rules are drilled into my brain. I never go over the speed limit in the city and slower on residential and retail/restaurant streets. I have never (knock on wood) had a wreck.

Driver's Ed FTW!


Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 4:10:48 pm PDT #1435 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Good luck, ita.

Could it maybe mean jury duty for someone else?


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2011 4:14:37 pm PDT #1436 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Could it maybe mean jury duty for someone else?

No, it's definitely me, and I'm definitely an idiot.

I don't even know which courthouse I'd show up at! Shit! And it's not like my Monday isn't back to back with meetings.