Hands! Hands in new places!

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jun 22, 2011 7:21:17 am PDT #13710 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I am exhausted, freezing, and cramping, so I'm really not in the mood to work, either. I've got my polar fleece jacket all buttoned up to my neck, and when I don't need my hands on the keyboard, they're tucked into my pockets.


DavidS - Jun 22, 2011 7:38:47 am PDT #13711 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett's coming to SF via BART/Muni today solo for the first time.

Which means if you could see all the Buffistas as little dots on a map, he would pass very close to shrift and megan walker around midday.

I often think of the little dots on a map visual, particularly after I've run into somebody unexpectedly on the street. And I think about all the times I was probably within half a block of somebody I know but didn't run into them because I missed the traffic light.


tommyrot - Jun 22, 2011 7:44:31 am PDT #13712 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am wasting more time by taking pictures of myself to use on online dating sites. I took two Apple laptops and placed them on either side of my four monitors on my work computer. Then I opened browser windows on all six screens and loaded full-screen videos of Nyan Cat. Then I sat down and let my camera (on timer) take pictures of me and the six Nyan cats.

What I really should have done was pose while eating a Pixie Stick or something....


sumi - Jun 22, 2011 7:46:50 am PDT #13713 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Ai Weiwei has been released on bail.

It is Wednesday.

And it's lovely and cool with excellent cool breezes. A very nice change from yesterday. I believe I may actually do some knitting today.


§ ita § - Jun 22, 2011 7:48:15 am PDT #13714 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ai Weiwei is a lovely name.


Consuela - Jun 22, 2011 8:04:12 am PDT #13715 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Today with juvenile coworkers: one of my coworkers is retiring next week. My Nemesis has wasted no time in asserting that she's supposed to take over all of his projects, even though she never gets the projects she legitimately has done, and even though nobody has in fact given such direction.

I don't want his projects, but I sure as hell don't want her taking them over, either.


Sue - Jun 22, 2011 8:06:26 am PDT #13716 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Two university student were in the next booth at lunch: "I've figured out I don't need to be good at something. I just need to be good at convincing people I am good at something."

Destined for the civil service!


sumi - Jun 22, 2011 8:20:03 am PDT #13717 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Steeplechase trainer, Dorothy ‘Dot’ Smithwick, lost her battle with life at the age of 82 on June 16, 2011.

Above statement from the opening to an obituary on a racing blog: isn't saying that somebody "lost their battle with life" an odd way of putting it?

I've heard it put that way when speaking of somebody who died as a result of a specific disease but not life itself.


tommyrot - Jun 22, 2011 8:22:00 am PDT #13718 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So... life was trying to kill her?


Allyson - Jun 22, 2011 8:25:27 am PDT #13719 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

So... life was trying to kill her?

I feel like that every single day.