Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.

Tara ,'Empty Places'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Jun 19, 2011 7:15:13 pm PDT #13291 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ew, meara. Ew, ew, ewwwww.

Dear God, I'm so blind tired. Long, long, long day, including BART rides, Father's Day brunch with my dad, and a late afternoon birthday barbecue for one of Hec's oldest friends, and starting out with this event.

During said event I narrowly avoided punching some idiot in the neck when she got right in my face and demanded, "Who are you, anyway? Do you even go to this church?" (at which a good friend who can read my mind after years of improv together at the RenFaire touched my arm with a touch that said Please don't let your head explode, and also don't rip out her brainstem with your bare hands and stuff it up her ass) and then followed up with, "And you know Father [Formed This Parish's Identity And Has Worked Like A Dog And Known No Other Home For 35 Years] is a freeloader. He hasn't paid a penny in rent."


Cashmere - Jun 19, 2011 7:27:31 pm PDT #13292 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

JZ, you're a better person than I am. I would have kicked her in her lady parts and then head butted her when she was down.


meara - Jun 19, 2011 7:28:17 pm PDT #13293 of 30001

So she was reading it as you supporting Westboro Baptist at both events, and encouraging you to attend?

I guess! Which....ew. I think a lot of it weirds me out because at first I assumed she was some random yoga fan saying go to yoga!

JZ, at least you're getting a little press for it? It's a start. Though it sounds awful.


Burrell - Jun 19, 2011 7:52:05 pm PDT #13294 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

the Phelps clan tweets! Weird.

Weird indeed. And her indie outfit with hatespeech text written all over it is giving me cognitive dissonance.

Maybe she was just trying to win you over with kindness? Invite you to join the WBC Love Fest. ::boggle::

Oh JZ, what an ugly way to push away the congregation. So sad.


JZ - Jun 20, 2011 5:16:33 am PDT #13295 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::tap, tap::

Is this thing on? Did I kill not only the thread, but all of b.org?


sumi - Jun 20, 2011 5:18:43 am PDT #13296 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Hi, JZ!

I got soaked this morning. It's been raining constantly and I couldn't find my umbrella. So, I'm freezing in the office a/c and wearing a big sweater.

But, I'm still damp.


tommyrot - Jun 20, 2011 5:24:59 am PDT #13297 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I overslept for some reason, but still managed to find my umbrella before leaving. So only my ankles are wet.


Jesse - Jun 20, 2011 5:25:49 am PDT #13298 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have been too busy this morning getting grossed out by the NYT Vows column with the 21-year-old.


Jesse - Jun 20, 2011 5:26:12 am PDT #13299 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And dithering about a new computer, about which I've posted in Tech.


tommyrot - Jun 20, 2011 5:28:28 am PDT #13300 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

the NYT Vows column with the 21-year-old.

What's that? (I just used up my NYT for the month on this computer.)