Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jun 15, 2011 10:54:05 am PDT #12855 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Jun 15, 2011 10:55:24 am PDT #12856 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My hometown high school team is called the Truckers. Because the four wheel drive truck was invented in Clintonville.
But before that, the team was called the Pigeons, after the Pigeon River that flows through town.
Yeah, a name like the Pigeons will strike fear in the hearts of their opponents.
Jesse - Jun 15, 2011 10:55:50 am PDT #12857 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wow, Jesse- you put up my submission for good things SUPER FAST!!
Heh. It was better than anything else in the queue, so.
Steph L. - Jun 15, 2011 11:03:55 am PDT #12858 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Scorsese Bug Brows.
That's a man dedicated to not grooming his brows. I kind of respect that. No half-assed-ness for him!
Toddson - Jun 15, 2011 11:10:42 am PDT #12859 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Free range eyebrows?
JZ - Jun 15, 2011 11:47:00 am PDT #12860 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oh, hell, that's nothing. One of my bosses got an inquiry letter about expert witnessing from this amazing man.
He's like the Brian Wilson (the Giant, not the musician) of eyebrows.
sumi - Jun 15, 2011 11:49:35 am PDT #12861 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Rajiv Maragh got a 10 day suspension for his ride in the Belmont.
Liese S. - Jun 15, 2011 11:54:52 am PDT #12862 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Oh, wow.
Well, at least Velazquez will feel justified. It's a shame. Although I guess at least it wasn't the spoiler for a triple crown. But still, you hate to see stuff like that happen.
Did Maragh have rides scheduled during the time of the suspension?
Steph L. - Jun 15, 2011 11:58:13 am PDT #12863 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh, hell, that's nothing. One of my bosses got an inquiry letter about expert witnessing from this amazing man.
Holy Moses.
billytea - Jun 15, 2011 12:05:31 pm PDT #12864 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, hell, that's nothing. One of my bosses got an inquiry letter about expert witnessing from this amazing man.
It's like a pair of voles are hibernating on his forehead. (Though having now listened to "Go the Fuck to Sleep" on YouTube, I want them to be giant pangolins of Madagascar.)