I said I'm sorry. I've made mistakes, but fear was never one of them.

Lilah ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jun 15, 2011 11:58:13 am PDT #12863 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, hell, that's nothing. One of my bosses got an inquiry letter about expert witnessing from this amazing man.

Holy Moses.


billytea - Jun 15, 2011 12:05:31 pm PDT #12864 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh, hell, that's nothing. One of my bosses got an inquiry letter about expert witnessing from this amazing man.

It's like a pair of voles are hibernating on his forehead. (Though having now listened to "Go the Fuck to Sleep" on YouTube, I want them to be giant pangolins of Madagascar.)


sumi - Jun 15, 2011 12:08:04 pm PDT #12865 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Liese, I would imagine that he did.


JZ - Jun 15, 2011 12:21:15 pm PDT #12866 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Holy Moses.

I'm sayin'!

We passed his pamphlet around the office so everyone could marvel at it. I can't decide whether or not to feel bad about it; on the one hand, fun was had at his eyebrows, but OTOH at this stage in his life you have to assume that they're a conscious choice on his part, and possibly he would be a little saddened if everyone passed his brows over entirely without comment.


Tom Scola - Jun 15, 2011 12:22:01 pm PDT #12867 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

You sure he's not wearing extensions?


DavidS - Jun 15, 2011 12:24:58 pm PDT #12868 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You sure he's not wearing extensions?

I kind of want to go to Bizarro-land where eyebrow extensions and male pattern baldness are sexy.


§ ita § - Jun 15, 2011 12:46:12 pm PDT #12869 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Good god, someone just pulled the "I'm biracial and gay" card on me in an ethnicity and identity discussion. I DON'T CARE. SHADOW ISN'T WHITE. Stop it.


Beverly - Jun 15, 2011 1:03:55 pm PDT #12870 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Senator Sam was an eyebrow contendah. He was, after all, the model for Sam the Bald Eagle.


Kat - Jun 15, 2011 1:07:25 pm PDT #12871 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm biracial and gay!

Or something like that.

Also, I'm just running in to say that msbelle is the nicest! THANK YOU!


Sheryl - Jun 15, 2011 1:12:13 pm PDT #12872 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

There was a cricket(I think) in the shower this morning. Dunno how it got there...