My hometown high school team is called the Truckers. Because the four wheel drive truck was invented in Clintonville.
But before that, the team was called the Pigeons, after the Pigeon River that flows through town.
Yeah, a name like the Pigeons will strike fear in the hearts of their opponents.
Wow, Jesse- you put up my submission for good things SUPER FAST!!
Heh. It was better than anything else in the queue, so.
Scorsese Bug Brows.
That's a man dedicated to not grooming his brows. I kind of respect that. No half-assed-ness for him!
Oh, hell, that's nothing. One of my bosses got an inquiry letter about expert witnessing from this amazing man.
He's like the Brian Wilson (the Giant, not the musician) of eyebrows.
Rajiv Maragh got a 10 day suspension for his ride in the Belmont.
Oh, wow.
Well, at least Velazquez will feel justified. It's a shame. Although I guess at least it wasn't the spoiler for a triple crown. But still, you hate to see stuff like that happen.
Did Maragh have rides scheduled during the time of the suspension?
Oh, hell, that's nothing. One of my bosses got an inquiry letter about expert witnessing from this amazing man.
It's like a pair of voles are hibernating on his forehead. (Though having now listened to "Go the Fuck to Sleep" on YouTube, I want them to be giant pangolins of Madagascar.)
Liese, I would imagine that he did.