I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jun 15, 2011 10:52:21 am PDT #12852 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. The SO goes on and on about Montreal. "Really? The inhabitants? Go, us people who live here? That's all you've got?"

I take it he's not a big fan of the band The Residents.


Steph L. - Jun 15, 2011 10:52:29 am PDT #12853 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What, you want him to look like Martin "My Eyebrows Look Like Gigantic Bugs From Madagascar" Scorsese?

That's sorta how I think of him anyway.


Jessica - Jun 15, 2011 10:52:53 am PDT #12854 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think there are Cyclones in various places, too.

The Brooklyn Cyclones are my local minor league team, but we're named after the roller coaster, not the weather.


DavidS - Jun 15, 2011 10:54:05 am PDT #12855 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Scorsese Bug Brows.


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2011 10:55:24 am PDT #12856 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My hometown high school team is called the Truckers. Because the four wheel drive truck was invented in Clintonville.

But before that, the team was called the Pigeons, after the Pigeon River that flows through town.

Yeah, a name like the Pigeons will strike fear in the hearts of their opponents.


Jesse - Jun 15, 2011 10:55:50 am PDT #12857 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wow, Jesse- you put up my submission for good things SUPER FAST!!

Heh. It was better than anything else in the queue, so.


Steph L. - Jun 15, 2011 11:03:55 am PDT #12858 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Scorsese Bug Brows.

That's a man dedicated to not grooming his brows. I kind of respect that. No half-assed-ness for him!


Toddson - Jun 15, 2011 11:10:42 am PDT #12859 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Free range eyebrows?


JZ - Jun 15, 2011 11:47:00 am PDT #12860 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, hell, that's nothing. One of my bosses got an inquiry letter about expert witnessing from this amazing man.

He's like the Brian Wilson (the Giant, not the musician) of eyebrows.


sumi - Jun 15, 2011 11:49:35 am PDT #12861 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Rajiv Maragh got a 10 day suspension for his ride in the Belmont.