PS I get that people lie and they have to make absolutely sure that I'm not pregnant, but OMG seriously! I'm not pregnant! ND has either been gone or on opposite shifts most of the past three months AND I'm on the Pill AND I'm infertile. Really and for sure, NOT PREGNANT.
Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pix - Jun 14, 2011 2:15:00 pm PDT #12729 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
Pix - Jun 14, 2011 2:18:48 pm PDT #12730 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
PPS Person sitting a few seats away from me, please stop singing "Walking on Sunshine." You can't sing and you're making me want to walk on your face.
§ ita § - Jun 14, 2011 2:19:30 pm PDT #12731 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
They used to want to make me pee before giving me painkillers. OMFG. I'm waiting for a bolus of saline and you want to run a pee test? I don't remember the last time I had sex, I'm so not pregnant, give me drugs I will fucking kill you.
Perhaps I've had a day. Perhaps it's going to be A Week. Also, A Month.
msbelle! Don't cry! Carry on, my wayward daughter!
le nubian - Jun 14, 2011 2:20:39 pm PDT #12732 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
when I was bent over with bad gall bladder pain, they asked me the same question and I said: look, unless it is immaculate conception, it isn't an issue.
That pretty much ceased all questions for the next 2 days.
le nubian - Jun 14, 2011 2:21:09 pm PDT #12733 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
and may I just say? I think the baby jesus can survive surgery.
Pix - Jun 14, 2011 2:23:01 pm PDT #12734 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
Well the fact that I can't reliably answer the question "When was your last period" due to the whole infertility thing doesn't help. But still.
OMG annoying girl won't stop singing.
§ ita § - Jun 14, 2011 2:24:17 pm PDT #12735 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
God, I fucking earwormed myself. What was I thinking?
Jesse - Jun 14, 2011 2:26:48 pm PDT #12736 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Well the fact that I can't reliably answer the question "When was your last period" due to the whole infertility thing doesn't help. But still.
This seems like a time when lying about it would be fine.
Sheryl - Jun 14, 2011 2:30:37 pm PDT #12737 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Happy Birthday Dylan!
javachik - Jun 14, 2011 2:30:54 pm PDT #12738 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
This seems like a time when lying about it would be fine.
Agreed.