They used to want to make me pee before giving me painkillers. OMFG. I'm waiting for a bolus of saline and you want to run a pee test? I don't remember the last time I had sex, I'm so not pregnant, give me drugs I will fucking kill you.

Perhaps I've had a day. Perhaps it's going to be A Week. Also, A Month.

msbelle! Don't cry! Carry on, my wayward daughter!

when I was bent over with bad gall bladder pain, they asked me the same question and I said: look, unless it is immaculate conception, it isn't an issue.

That pretty much ceased all questions for the next 2 days.

and may I just say? I think the baby jesus can survive surgery.

Well the fact that I can't reliably answer the question "When was your last period" due to the whole infertility thing doesn't help. But still.

OMG annoying girl won't stop singing.

God, I fucking earwormed myself. What was I thinking?

Well the fact that I can't reliably answer the question "When was your last period" due to the whole infertility thing doesn't help. But still.

This seems like a time when lying about it would be fine.

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Dylan!

This seems like a time when lying about it would be fine.

Agreed.

I'll wear one of those cool stripey French navy shirts

Make it French Pirate and I am *there*. Except for how I think I finally got over my half-assed desire to cut my hair off.

re: my gift

It doesn't have to be work-related--unless it was one of the landscape people who got the expensive week whacker or the patio fireplace--but I can't make up the money.

I'm kind of sorry I've already got the X-Files boxed set, because that would be perfect. I've either got all the CDs of shows that I want or I don't want the boxed sets of the ones I don't.

I'm rather horrified at how greedy I am, that I don't want to get the CD/DVD RWer because it would "waste" half the money.