Monocle, Mona Lisa's eye, magnifying glass, false eyelashes.
Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.
Willow ,'First Date'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Apr 01, 2011 8:59:41 am PDT #1244 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Liese S. - Apr 01, 2011 9:00:13 am PDT #1245 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Tiny brass monocle? Tint the lucite rose-colored? Inscribe something about hindsight?
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2011 9:00:22 am PDT #1246 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If you were making a paperweight with a glass eye in it, what would you do with it?
One of these: [link]
eta: Or a Great Eye of Sauron....
Liese S. - Apr 01, 2011 9:00:36 am PDT #1247 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Hey, great minds, Scrappy!
Lee - Apr 01, 2011 9:01:10 am PDT #1248 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
No thoughts on donuts?
Homer would be very disappointed.
Ginger - Apr 01, 2011 9:01:59 am PDT #1249 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Two with steampunk goggles.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2011 9:02:06 am PDT #1250 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No thoughts on donuts?
Homer would be very disappointed.
Get or borrow a helper monkey to help you carry the donuts?
Calli - Apr 01, 2011 9:04:32 am PDT #1251 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
If we have 94 people in this office, how many donuts should I buy for an all office breakfast? I was thinking 9 dozen (108).
I'd go for an even 10 dozen. Some people (by which I mean I hope there are some people other than me), would want two donuts for breakfast.
Lee - Apr 01, 2011 9:08:02 am PDT #1252 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'd go for an even 10 dozen. Some people (by which I mean I hope there are some people other than me), would want two donuts for breakfast.
Good point. I think a lot of people will want two, even though there will be people who don't want any. Better too many than not enough, right?
Zenkitty - Apr 01, 2011 9:09:57 am PDT #1253 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Thanks for the suggestions! I shall pass them on.