I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Apr 01, 2011 9:04:32 am PDT #1251 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

If we have 94 people in this office, how many donuts should I buy for an all office breakfast? I was thinking 9 dozen (108).

I'd go for an even 10 dozen. Some people (by which I mean I hope there are some people other than me), would want two donuts for breakfast.


Lee - Apr 01, 2011 9:08:02 am PDT #1252 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'd go for an even 10 dozen. Some people (by which I mean I hope there are some people other than me), would want two donuts for breakfast.

Good point. I think a lot of people will want two, even though there will be people who don't want any. Better too many than not enough, right?


Zenkitty - Apr 01, 2011 9:09:57 am PDT #1253 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thanks for the suggestions! I shall pass them on.


Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2011 9:17:05 am PDT #1254 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Has anyone else played a hulu video today? The loading animation and soundtrack made me smile.


brenda m - Apr 01, 2011 9:28:13 am PDT #1255 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. Just sent an email to a VIP asking him about an error in a big spreadsheet and got back the following:

Yes easy fix I can make later today when back at PC unless needed right away. At water park with kids now. Need Advil too much screaming.

Cry for help if ever I heard one.


Liese S. - Apr 01, 2011 9:48:54 am PDT #1256 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha! That's awesome.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 01, 2011 10:07:17 am PDT #1257 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If you were making a paperweight with a glass eye in it, what would you do with it?

Put a Farscape logo in the background?


javachik - Apr 01, 2011 10:23:02 am PDT #1258 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I love those talking hippos. Thanks for that link.


Liese S. - Apr 01, 2011 10:31:21 am PDT #1259 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

What is the internet for, if not sharing videos of socializing hippos?


Vortex - Apr 01, 2011 10:43:38 am PDT #1260 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

If you were making a paperweight with a glass eye in it, what would you do with it?

Hypnotoad?