Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2011 9:02:06 am PDT #1250 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No thoughts on donuts?

Homer would be very disappointed.

Get or borrow a helper monkey to help you carry the donuts?


Calli - Apr 01, 2011 9:04:32 am PDT #1251 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

If we have 94 people in this office, how many donuts should I buy for an all office breakfast? I was thinking 9 dozen (108).

I'd go for an even 10 dozen. Some people (by which I mean I hope there are some people other than me), would want two donuts for breakfast.


Lee - Apr 01, 2011 9:08:02 am PDT #1252 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'd go for an even 10 dozen. Some people (by which I mean I hope there are some people other than me), would want two donuts for breakfast.

Good point. I think a lot of people will want two, even though there will be people who don't want any. Better too many than not enough, right?


Zenkitty - Apr 01, 2011 9:09:57 am PDT #1253 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thanks for the suggestions! I shall pass them on.


Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2011 9:17:05 am PDT #1254 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Has anyone else played a hulu video today? The loading animation and soundtrack made me smile.


brenda m - Apr 01, 2011 9:28:13 am PDT #1255 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. Just sent an email to a VIP asking him about an error in a big spreadsheet and got back the following:

Yes easy fix I can make later today when back at PC unless needed right away. At water park with kids now. Need Advil too much screaming.

Cry for help if ever I heard one.


Liese S. - Apr 01, 2011 9:48:54 am PDT #1256 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha! That's awesome.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 01, 2011 10:07:17 am PDT #1257 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If you were making a paperweight with a glass eye in it, what would you do with it?

Put a Farscape logo in the background?


javachik - Apr 01, 2011 10:23:02 am PDT #1258 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I love those talking hippos. Thanks for that link.


Liese S. - Apr 01, 2011 10:31:21 am PDT #1259 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

What is the internet for, if not sharing videos of socializing hippos?