If we have 94 people in this office, how many donuts should I buy for an all office breakfast? I was thinking 9 dozen (108).
Wait, you forgot the part about the two trains leaving different stations at different speeds....
Mal: And I never back down from a fight. Inara: Yes, you do! You do all the time!
'Shindig'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2011 8:49:10 am PDT #1239 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lee - Apr 01, 2011 8:49:53 am PDT #1240 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
There are no trains involved.
Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2011 8:55:20 am PDT #1241 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Looks good! When will it be out?
I think whenever they raise enough money for distribution? I dunno. My sister's fiance is in it too. He's the guy in the green shirt in the bar looking scene.
Zenkitty - Apr 01, 2011 8:58:02 am PDT #1242 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Dang, I want to see it.
My eccentric ex Mike has got hold of a bunch of glass eyes (which are not round, BTW), and he's making a series of eye-themed paperweights for a charity auction, by encasing them in lucite. So far he has one with an eyechart, one with a moire pattern, and one that glows in the dark. He's looking for suggestions. If you were making a paperweight with a glass eye in it, what would you do with it?
Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2011 8:59:27 am PDT #1243 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Dang, I want to see it.
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This is horrible, but eye with a needle?
Scrappy - Apr 01, 2011 8:59:41 am PDT #1244 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Monocle, Mona Lisa's eye, magnifying glass, false eyelashes.
Liese S. - Apr 01, 2011 9:00:13 am PDT #1245 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Tiny brass monocle? Tint the lucite rose-colored? Inscribe something about hindsight?
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2011 9:00:22 am PDT #1246 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If you were making a paperweight with a glass eye in it, what would you do with it?
One of these: [link]
eta: Or a Great Eye of Sauron....
Liese S. - Apr 01, 2011 9:00:36 am PDT #1247 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Hey, great minds, Scrappy!
Lee - Apr 01, 2011 9:01:10 am PDT #1248 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
No thoughts on donuts?
Homer would be very disappointed.