Yeah... That went well.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2011 7:56:02 am PDT #11915 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Last week, someone I didn't know from IT stopped by and checked to see whether I had some program installed. They had tried to push it through as an update, but it hadn't worked on mine, so they needed to install it manually. They didn't want to disrupt business activity, so they wanted to do it after hours, and they needed to do it under my login, so he asked for my password. It was expiring soon anyway, so I wrote it on a Post-It for him.

He was supposed to install it on Monday night, and when I checked Tuesday, I didn't see any new programs installed.

This morning, someone I did know from IT stopped by and asked me to change my password immediately. I told him I was waiting for someone to install some program.

He informed me that that had been a social engineering project. That man hadn't actually been from IT. I had given him my password. I had failed.

I GOT PUNKED BY IT.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2011 8:04:52 am PDT #11916 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I GOT PUNKED BY IT.

Dude. That sucks. Valuable lesson, and all that.

On a few occasions we've needed passwords for users at our big client's office. They make a big deal of it, and always change their password as soon as we're done. So they seem well-trained on this....


§ ita § - Jun 08, 2011 8:04:59 am PDT #11917 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

IT put my passwords on a postit yesterday too. But I knew it was official. I didn't like it.


meara - Jun 08, 2011 8:13:37 am PDT #11918 of 30001

IT calls me up an sometimes needs my password...but it's always the same guy who tries to hit on me, so I know it's him at least...


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2011 8:14:53 am PDT #11919 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Another mindbogglingly inane argument for the existence of God (from PZ's blog): [link]

The gist of the argument is the Earth could not have existed for 3 billion years like science says. Because if it had, there'd be no water left on Earth. See, because people drink water. But if the earth is only 6,000 years old, there'd be plenty of water left.

Apparently the person who came up with this argument does not realize that water we drink does not stay in or bodies forever....


Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2011 8:17:13 am PDT #11920 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Has he not heard of the water cycle?


Jessica - Jun 08, 2011 8:18:27 am PDT #11921 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The gist of the argument is the Earth could not have existed for 3 billion years like science says. Because if it had, there'd be no water left on Earth. See, because people drink water. But if the earth is only 6,000 years old, there'd be plenty of water left.

This guy needs to see a urologist immediately.


aurelia - Jun 08, 2011 8:24:32 am PDT #11922 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

This guy needs to see a urologist immediately.

Ha!


Jessica - Jun 08, 2011 8:25:50 am PDT #11923 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(And ok, after reading through the comments thread this appears to be fake. Which is a relief.)

[eta - Yep, it's from Landover Baptist [link] ]


JZ - Jun 08, 2011 8:27:33 am PDT #11924 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Speaking as a strong theist (but a comfortable and happy vast and ancient universe theist--poor sheltered me, I was all the way into college before I realized there were any other kinds still in existence), I gotta say to this guy...

Nope, can't say anything. His wrong is so big and powerful that I just walk all around it, marveling at its magnitude and unsure where even to begin.

eta: Only a joke? Whew. Also, kind of sad, because there was something perversely magnificent in having achieved such vast and multifaceted wrongness.