Friends of mine in high school had an epic party with their parents away, and then got busted because the house was way cleaner when they got back than when they left.

I can respect this activity.

Fox uses Tina Fey picture for Sarah Palin

Ok, that is pretty funny.

Porn is something to be pulled, not pushed, in my universe.

Indeed.

Mind is too tired to do much more than copy and paste. Perhaps I should seek nutrition. Up late again watching basketball. It is rather sad that I pay for it the next day when I stay up after 11pm.

I'm confused by the Weiner thing. Yes, it's stupid, but is there some other shot where he's not clothed that I'm missing? Or is it just the shorts photo?

megan, there are other shots that he took, of his torso and also of his face.

Also, didn't this same thing happen to Pete Wentz?

megan, there are other shots that he took, of his torso and also of his face.

Okay, I thought I was missing something when I kept seeing mention of it as being a shot of his penis and they were only showing a SFW version or something.

This is really a matter between Weiner and his wife. If I were his wife I'd rip him a new one by virtue of the fact that a) its crappy; b) he's in Congress; and c) FOR CHRIST SAKE THE LAST NAME IS WEINER COULD YOU NOT SEE JUST HOW BADLY THIS WOULD GO?!?!?

My favorite was a guy whose online dating profile didn't have any pictures at all, so I asked him for a photo, and he sent me his dick, not his face. Um.

Word. And they don't even put in anything to set the scale.

I mean, hey, even with a penny or a coke can its still skeevy, but at least its informative.

This is really a matter between Weiner and his wife.

True, though I really don't want my elected officials doing this kind of thing. I want people with good judgment leading us.

Yes, I'm an optimistic person, why do you ask?

In other news, I would like to receive credit for the fact that I just got up to get a Klondike bar, and got a banana instead.

Good job, Jesse!

And, before I forget, great job, Ethan!

My favorite was a guy whose online dating profile didn't have any pictures at all, so I asked him for a photo, and he sent me his dick, not his face.

ARGH. People, you suck!

And now My Nemesis has asked me for a report on a project she went out of her way last year to make sure I would not be involved in. My draft reply is:

As nobody has provided me with any of the information regarding the new project at [site], nor has anyone asked me for a NEPA document, no, I do not have a signed Catex for that project.

Is that too whiny? Probably. t growls