The final gift!  And it's the best!  The Questionable Content "Baking Is Science for Hungry People" apron!  Which I've totally been wanting!  And will wear tonight.
(And a good thing it was last, since it has La Secreta's full name on the packing slip...)
Thanks, megan walker!!
	
 
		
		
Hee.  Oh, and I meant to say, I can`t be on your list, msbelle, because I am a perpetual non-participator.
	
 
		
		
I'm not on the list because I am not. I am just me.
	
 
		
		
I have managed to lose part of the present in my house.  I fail at Santa.
	
 
		
		
The list is people who might be my secret santa.
	
 
		
		
I got to the post office on time tonight to pick up my package. It's from Amazon and my Seekrit Santa! 
It's a Retro kitchen timer! And it's magnetic so it sticks to my steel cabinets!
Awesome!
No idea who the Santa is. But, THANK YOU!!
	
 
		
		
Photographic proof of the adorable gnome: [link]
	
 
		
		
Okay. That is TERRIBLY cute.