Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2010: Don't Let the Door Hit Ya...  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2010? We have a few words for you.


Jesse - Dec 21, 2010 5:43:22 pm PST #185 of 466
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ita, watch this: [link] And then watch it a thousand more times.


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2010 5:53:33 pm PST #186 of 466
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The movie A Christmas Story??

There's a movie called that?

Seriously, I hadn't quite registered that. I think my brain never saw the capitals.

I think the clip probably works better with context. But leg lamp references do make a little more sense to me now.


megan walker - Dec 21, 2010 5:55:50 pm PST #187 of 466
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

My sister-in-law got my brother leg-lamp pajamas this year. The shirt says "It's a major award." I wish I was going to be here when he opens them. Last year I got him a Red Ryder BB gun.


Amy - Dec 21, 2010 6:02:46 pm PST #188 of 466
Because books.

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid." Good times.


Kat - Dec 21, 2010 6:03:44 pm PST #189 of 466
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I love the whole fragile-ay scene!


Lee - Dec 21, 2010 6:04:18 pm PST #190 of 466
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

(I have no idea what you're talking about)

(I still don't)


Amy - Dec 21, 2010 6:08:14 pm PST #191 of 466
Because books.

Perkins, you've never seen A Christmas Story? With Ralphie, who wants a BB gun?


Jesse - Dec 21, 2010 6:08:33 pm PST #192 of 466
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Perkins, you'll be in the US for Christmas, right?? At some point, just turn on TBS.


Lee - Dec 21, 2010 6:09:16 pm PST #193 of 466
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Perkins, you've never seen A Christmas Story?

Nope.

Perkins, you'll be in the US for Christmas, right?? At some point, just turn on TBS.

I can do that!


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 21, 2010 6:13:33 pm PST #194 of 466
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I bought one of those leg lamps for my best friend this year!

In other news, the last of the Christmas presents I was waiting on arrived today. And I now have all my other gifts except that one wrapped.