I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2010 8:40:12 am PDT #3293 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yeah. I'm not sure what that's about. Are you not allowed to talk about any good things with Olivia in front of her daughter, because boy is that kid going to be miserable later when she finds out about all the stuff that other people get to do that she might not.


Jessica - Nov 02, 2010 8:41:27 am PDT #3294 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think the only sensible solution is for Cash to make a list of topics CHM should avoid mentioning in front of Olivia. You know, sensitive adult-type things like the weather and asking "how was school today?"


msbelle - Nov 02, 2010 8:42:50 am PDT #3295 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

"Could you not be a overly self-involved twit when around my daughter. She doesn't cry, but we both hate it."


Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2010 8:44:07 am PDT #3296 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

msbelle wins!


aurelia - Nov 02, 2010 8:46:06 am PDT #3297 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Because they never have burritos at lunch?

Heh

I'd ignore CHM emails and if she asks later just blame your spam filter.


Polter-Cow - Nov 02, 2010 8:51:14 am PDT #3298 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, guys, Google "anagram."


Amy - Nov 02, 2010 8:52:50 am PDT #3299 of 30001
Because books.

CHM is what they mean by helicopter parenting, isn't she?


Jesse - Nov 02, 2010 8:53:57 am PDT #3300 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I really don't understand people.

Also, I don't want to do any work! I got a big thing done yesterday, today I got a potentially exciting phone call, and I have a big meeting on Thursday. Isn't that enough??


Steph L. - Nov 02, 2010 8:58:05 am PDT #3301 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

CHM is what they mean by helicopter parenting, isn't she?

No, she's what they mean by asshole.


sarameg - Nov 02, 2010 9:00:21 am PDT #3302 of 30001

not to talk to Olivia about going out to lunch in front of her daughter when we pick up from 4K. She said it makes her daughter cry.

Translation: it made my daughter ask to go out for lunch and since I have no ability to parent effectively, I spent the next three hours negotiating with a 4 year old and we never got to eat lunch because to just say no and shove a PBJ in her mouth would stunt my precious.