Freaking out about my mother's visit. Mostly that she'll hate my apartment and my whole life and demand I come home where everything is safe and in neutral colors.
That seems unlikely? But I don't know your mother....
She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.
Willow ,'Help'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 23, 2011 5:09:45 am PDT #29753 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Allyson - Mar 23, 2011 5:15:31 am PDT #29754 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
No one knows my mother. She's exactly like the old school snuffelupagus.
§ ita § - Mar 23, 2011 5:23:52 am PDT #29755 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson, can I meet your mother?
Jesse, maybe it's just the inside of your eyelids that are swollen.
Jessica - Mar 23, 2011 5:25:49 am PDT #29756 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
The potential for an avocado tree OF MY OWN is pretty much the only thing that could ever tempt me to move out West.
Holli - Mar 23, 2011 5:28:53 am PDT #29757 of 30001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
Allyson, my mother is basically scared of people who aren't upper-middle-class white Jews who decorate the house in tasteful neutrals. So I feel your pain.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 23, 2011 5:46:02 am PDT #29758 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Freaking out about my mother's visit. Mostly that she'll hate my apartment and my whole life and demand I come home where everything is safe and in neutral colors.
Heh, my mom is coming in a few weeks and I am pretty sure that she will react in a similar fashion. However, my feeling is that her freakout will pale in comparison to the one she had when she found out our house in Salem did not have a bathroom on the first floor of the house.
beth b - Mar 23, 2011 5:47:53 am PDT #29759 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
go , Msbelle!
good luck, allyson
Sue - Mar 23, 2011 5:53:29 am PDT #29760 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Hysterical fake ads for the Smithsonian, Historically Hardcore.
The Smithsonian is not amused.
beekaytee - Mar 23, 2011 5:53:55 am PDT #29761 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
The very best to you msbelle!
Bless Elizabeth Taylor's heart. She lived a hard life and did a lot for other people. May she rest in peace.
Jesse - Mar 23, 2011 5:56:00 am PDT #29762 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hysterical fake ads for the Smithsonian, Historically Hardcore.
Those are so good.