Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.

Buffy ,'Him'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Mar 23, 2011 5:07:36 am PDT #29751 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Bad sinus headache. The dog walked me this morning.

Freaking out about my mother's visit. Mostly that she'll hate my apartment and my whole life and demand I come home where everything is safe and in neutral colors.


Jesse - Mar 23, 2011 5:09:16 am PDT #29752 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe you're crying on the inside, Jesse.

MAYBE I AM. That should still not affect my eyelids, though, right??


Jesse - Mar 23, 2011 5:09:45 am PDT #29753 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Freaking out about my mother's visit. Mostly that she'll hate my apartment and my whole life and demand I come home where everything is safe and in neutral colors.

That seems unlikely? But I don't know your mother....


Allyson - Mar 23, 2011 5:15:31 am PDT #29754 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

No one knows my mother. She's exactly like the old school snuffelupagus.


§ ita § - Mar 23, 2011 5:23:52 am PDT #29755 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson, can I meet your mother?

Jesse, maybe it's just the inside of your eyelids that are swollen.


Jessica - Mar 23, 2011 5:25:49 am PDT #29756 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The potential for an avocado tree OF MY OWN is pretty much the only thing that could ever tempt me to move out West.


Holli - Mar 23, 2011 5:28:53 am PDT #29757 of 30001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Allyson, my mother is basically scared of people who aren't upper-middle-class white Jews who decorate the house in tasteful neutrals. So I feel your pain.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 23, 2011 5:46:02 am PDT #29758 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Freaking out about my mother's visit. Mostly that she'll hate my apartment and my whole life and demand I come home where everything is safe and in neutral colors.

Heh, my mom is coming in a few weeks and I am pretty sure that she will react in a similar fashion. However, my feeling is that her freakout will pale in comparison to the one she had when she found out our house in Salem did not have a bathroom on the first floor of the house.


beth b - Mar 23, 2011 5:47:53 am PDT #29759 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

go , Msbelle!

good luck, allyson


Sue - Mar 23, 2011 5:53:29 am PDT #29760 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Hysterical fake ads for the Smithsonian, Historically Hardcore.

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The Smithsonian is not amused.