the only penis envy that happens is dudes who wish theirs were bigger, and that need is now being met by spam.
And I honest to god thought, "But a penis made of spam would be so floppy and icky."
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2011 9:26:22 am PST #26727 of 30001
brillig
Liese S. - Mar 07, 2011 9:32:44 am PST #26728 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yeesh, people, it is seriously Weatherpocalypsing out there. The wind is INSANE and there were bush sized tumbleweeds flying across the highway 40 mph at head height. Multiple tumbleweeds. The SO took video; I`ll link if he puts it up.
And then I got home and wrangled with the trash can and it was HAILING on me! At 50 degrees. It is ridic out there, I tell you what.
meara - Mar 07, 2011 9:32:45 am PST #26729 of 30001
I dunno, I envy many things about having a penis. Or, OK, mostly just one thing--peeing standing up.
Liese S. - Mar 07, 2011 9:34:23 am PST #26730 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I am standing here watching the trashcan rock back and forth. The truck is going around the cul de sac and I still think it`s going to tip before it gets here.
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2011 9:34:44 am PST #26731 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or, OK, mostly just one thing--peeing standing up.
That is pretty cool. As is the ability to put out small fires.
Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2011 9:35:28 am PST #26732 of 30001
brillig
Peeing standing up would rock. But getting it caught in zippers . . . I had a friend in college who was late for dinner once because he spent fifteen minutes knowing he was just going to have to yank the zipper back down real fast to free himself.
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2011 9:35:35 am PST #26733 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You don't need a penis to pee standing up. It just makes not getting it down your leg easier.
t /pedant
Yeah, that tag, totally closes.
Doctor's office, call in the refill! Stop telling me you have, when you haven't!
Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2011 9:36:09 am PST #26734 of 30001
brillig
As is the ability to put out small fires.
Hubby the former fireman has tales to tell. Involving beer and small grass fires.
Tom Scola - Mar 07, 2011 9:36:59 am PST #26735 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Writing your name in the snow!
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2011 9:37:29 am PST #26736 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Writing your name in the snow!
Requires snow. Ergo fail.