Ooh, a Fuckzall! (You know, like a Sawzall.)
Oh my god, I am never going to look at a Sawzall the same way again. And I use them pretty regularly.
What'd you all order a dead guy for?
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
smonster - Mar 03, 2011 1:40:07 am PST #26079 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2011 3:02:07 am PST #26080 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hookers and Blow!
(In this context, that means 'good morning!')
Jesse - Mar 03, 2011 3:05:28 am PST #26081 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wow, some of those then-and-now pictures are creepy in how much people don't change. And is that girl/woman wearing the same pair of boots??
Jessica - Mar 03, 2011 3:54:23 am PST #26082 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Goodnight, Dune
I sent this to my mom and asked why she didn't read me this version as a kid. She replied, and I quote "Because then you would have turned out even weirder than you already are?"
Dr. Seuss' birthday
Aha, that would explain the PBS Kids marathon then. I guess nobody's bothered to tell them that the new show makes the original Seuss ROLL OVER IN HIS GRAVE SCREAMING WITH PAIN??? Or is that just me?
Live sex toy demonstration held on NU campus
Dang, I clearly graduated in the wrong year.
Tom Scola - Mar 03, 2011 3:56:35 am PST #26083 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Cashmere - Mar 03, 2011 3:59:16 am PST #26084 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Or is that just me?
Not just you.
msbelle - Mar 03, 2011 3:59:33 am PST #26085 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
so, empty stomach is empty and dam, but that stuff to empty you out is nasty nasty. I could not get through the second batch in the time dictated, it took me twice as long. Funnily, I am no longer hungry. Just tired.
Jesse - Mar 03, 2011 4:02:26 am PST #26086 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That sounds like a whole lotta no-fun, msbelle. But hey, if you keep on liquids for another week or so, eventually you will feel awesome and magical! I mean, that's what the cleanse people say, right? (Disclaimer: Everything I know about cleanses, I learned from Rakoff doing it on This American Life.)
msbelle - Mar 03, 2011 4:11:14 am PST #26087 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I would probably lose some weight if nothing else. But no, we will likely be stopping for food on the drive home from the procedure. not even kidding.
Ginger - Mar 03, 2011 4:14:04 am PST #26088 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I could not get through the second batch in the time dictated, it took me twice as long.
For me, that was the worst part. Humans are not meant to a gallon of anything in 5-10 minutes. It gives a whole new meaning to water torture.