I kinda feel like I can't go on. If anyone sings Celine Dion to me, I'll have to kill.
Yeah, but if you die she might sing "Smile" at your funeral. So, better go on. It's what Beckett would advise.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I kinda feel like I can't go on. If anyone sings Celine Dion to me, I'll have to kill.
Yeah, but if you die she might sing "Smile" at your funeral. So, better go on. It's what Beckett would advise.
I promise I won't sing. It's horrific no matter the tune. One more hour, you'll get through. And then another. And another. And some hours will suck. And some won't.
Loki is doing aerial loops. Took him out on the deck, seems to have wound him up.
The woman undressed and got on stage with her male partner, who used a device that looks like a machine-powered saw with a phallic object instead of a blade.
Ooh, a Fuckzall! (You know, like a Sawzall.)
(Actually, no power tool will EVER come near my special ladyparts [I'm sure there's a "power tool" joke one could make about my boyfriend, but I won't go there], ever ever ever. Dude, it's a damn reciprocating saw. I know, no blade, but still. The thought that it was a SAW would never leave my mind. Yow.)
Dude, it's a damn reciprocating saw.
Hey, be fair to the poor appliance. Reciprocating puts it well ahead of many biological sex partners.
Hey, be fair to the poor appliance. Reciprocating puts it well ahead of many biological sex partners.
Dude, you married all of them.
Dude, you've only had two. And you married both of them.
Three. There was Actuarial Student between the two spouses. See, I don't have to marry everyone I date. It's not like it's a compulsion or something.
Ooh, a Fuckzall! (You know, like a Sawzall.)
See, what I thought of was something a friend (who is femme but works construction) did in a burlesque act...the "Drill-do" :)
Cool then and now photo project. One non-sexual instance of boobies.
Hee. Hookers and blow, everybody!
I am amused that we are so suggestible about popcorn. I can only hope that the mere mention of sex trade workers and controlled substances does not have a similar result.
Anyway. The SO's popcorn I just did melted butter and salt and pepper. For mine I did melted butter, garlic salt, dill, and lime juice. It was really good, and I really liked the flavor of the lime juice, but it made the bits of popcorn it attached to soggy. And it didn't evenly coat. So it was like, bland bite, CITRIC ACID!, buttery bite, DILL!
I agree that gourmet popcorn does taste superior. I like Lehman's popcorns. But I do buy the cheap stuff because it comes in a big jar, and it would be a travesty to run out.
Popcorn made with butter, with melted butter on top, and Cajun spice seasoning sprinkled on top. NOM.