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Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Steph L. - Mar 02, 2011 5:39:21 pm PST #26057 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The woman undressed and got on stage with her male partner, who used a device that looks like a machine-powered saw with a phallic object instead of a blade.

Ooh, a Fuckzall! (You know, like a Sawzall.)

(Actually, no power tool will EVER come near my special ladyparts [I'm sure there's a "power tool" joke one could make about my boyfriend, but I won't go there], ever ever ever. Dude, it's a damn reciprocating saw. I know, no blade, but still. The thought that it was a SAW would never leave my mind. Yow.)

billytea - Mar 02, 2011 5:51:32 pm PST #26058 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Dude, it's a damn reciprocating saw.

Hey, be fair to the poor appliance. Reciprocating puts it well ahead of many biological sex partners.

DavidS - Mar 02, 2011 5:54:41 pm PST #26059 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey, be fair to the poor appliance. Reciprocating puts it well ahead of many biological sex partners.

Dude, you married all of them.

billytea - Mar 02, 2011 5:56:38 pm PST #26060 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Dude, you've only had two. And you married both of them.

Three. There was Actuarial Student between the two spouses. See, I don't have to marry everyone I date. It's not like it's a compulsion or something.

meara - Mar 02, 2011 6:00:59 pm PST #26061 of 30001

Ooh, a Fuckzall! (You know, like a Sawzall.)

See, what I thought of was something a friend (who is femme but works construction) did in a burlesque act...the "Drill-do" :)

§ ita § - Mar 02, 2011 6:09:38 pm PST #26062 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cool then and now photo project. One non-sexual instance of boobies.

Liese S. - Mar 02, 2011 6:20:38 pm PST #26063 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. Hookers and blow, everybody!

I am amused that we are so suggestible about popcorn. I can only hope that the mere mention of sex trade workers and controlled substances does not have a similar result.

Anyway. The SO's popcorn I just did melted butter and salt and pepper. For mine I did melted butter, garlic salt, dill, and lime juice. It was really good, and I really liked the flavor of the lime juice, but it made the bits of popcorn it attached to soggy. And it didn't evenly coat. So it was like, bland bite, CITRIC ACID!, buttery bite, DILL!

I agree that gourmet popcorn does taste superior. I like Lehman's popcorns. But I do buy the cheap stuff because it comes in a big jar, and it would be a travesty to run out.

Strix - Mar 02, 2011 6:25:06 pm PST #26064 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Popcorn made with butter, with melted butter on top, and Cajun spice seasoning sprinkled on top. NOM.

Lee - Mar 02, 2011 6:38:09 pm PST #26065 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

HOOKERS AND BLOW

Kat - Mar 02, 2011 6:48:55 pm PST #26066 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

HOOKERS AND BLOW BACK AT YA, PERKINS.

mmm...liese mentioned popcorn.

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